[Verse] Surfing through the scene out here in X land He stands out in the waves of the boring and the bland He’s here to amaze you he delivers I’m a fan Cause The Green man’s been busy with a green screen man [Verse 2] Ninety seconds who knew that’s enough for a show When he isn’t here where does the Green Man go? Grooving on the tide no backslide he never hides bro Come along for the ride bring your green hat yo [Chorus] It’s the Green Man and he’s Reporting Now On X he's been making nothing but wow Short and sweet what a classic style We only have to wait just a little while It’s Thursday bitches time to get wild [Bridge] Everyone around loves his inner compass bright light The Green Man yeah he’s been up editing all night He streams around the globe to both the right and contrite The only man with the balls to bring a knife to a gunfight [Verse 3] You are now entering into an alternative digital zone The Green Man delivers he can’t be bought he can’t be sold In a world full of the endless negative doom scroll We wait all week for that Ninety second gold [Chorus] It’s the Green Man and he’s Reporting Now On X he's been making nothing but wow Short and sweet what a classic style We only have to wait just a little while It’s Thursday bitches time to get wild
