Verse 1 Tap the screen, check the box, Sign again and watch the clock. New update, new surprise, Now my coffee’s gone cold twice. Upload this, rename that, Find the file I know I had. Reset every password key… Funny—who is working for me? Pre-Chorus I bought the app to save me time, Now I’m doing overtime. Chorus Click, click, check the box. Upload it… now it stopped. Reset every password, please… We became our own secretaries Typing for the mbillionaires. We enter data, fix the software, Talk to bots that don’t quite care. We upload, synchronize, Correct the AI every night. They buy islands by the sea… And we pay to be their secretaries. Verse 2 Scan the page, retry again, “Something happened.” Where? And when? Verify you’re still alive… For the fourteenth time tonight. Every beep says, “One more thing…” Every update pulls another string. I just wanted to write a song— How’d troubleshooting take so long? Bridge We’re the help desk. We’re QA. We’re the trainers every day. We’re the customers… that’s rich. Now we’re fixing every glitch. Final Chorus Click, click, check the box. Upload it… now it stopped. Reset every password, please… We became our own secretaries Working jobs we never chose. Feeding apps with all our labor, While somebody’s profits grow. Here’s my invoice—send it please. Time is worth more than the fees. If this is what “progress” means… At least let somebody pay the secretaries. Oh… wait. That’s us.
