Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVFowwrjJo4 --- [Intro] [dry drum kit, palm-muted electric guitar riff] [Verse 1] [deadpan female vocals] I had a pet lizard named George He was cool but he made me really bored So I gave him to my mom and she loves him very much Because animals are better than People [Chorus] They try to cancel me, cancel me Bother me, bother me Stop bothering me, I don't even like my job Karens, shut the fuck up Vegans, shut the fuck up Babies, shut the fuck up Everyone needs to shut the fuck up [Verse 2] Laundry, shut the fuck up War, shut the fuck up Dinosaurs, shut the fuck up Everyone needs to shut the fuck up Traffic, shut the fuck up People, shut the fuck up Groceries, shut the fuck up Everyone needs to shut the fuck up [Chorus] They try to cancel me, cancel me Bother me, bother me Stop bothering me, I don't even like my job Karens, shut the fuck up Vegans, shut the fuck up Babies, shut the fuck up Everyone needs to shut the fuck up They try to cancel me, cancel me Bother me, bother me Stop bothering me, I don't even like my job They try to cancel me, cancel me Bother me, bother me Stop bothering me, I don't even like my job [Outro] That's it
