(Intro) Yo, yo, yo, here comes the Tin Foil King, straight from the basement with a freedom swing! Open your eyes, turn your brain online, I’m the prophet of truth on the Telegram line! (Hook) Tin foil hat, we’re ready to fight, Conspiracy party, screaming “freedom tonight!” Fake news here, real lies there, but I know the truth, trust me, I swear! (Verse 1) The Earth is flat, ancient wisdom’s proof, NASA’s lying to us, hiding the truth! At the store, I pay cash, no chip in my hand, 5G waves got me feeling banned. I’ve got a group, it’s super elite, “Chemtrails are poison,” our mission’s complete. Masks? No thanks, I’m immune to the game, just pop some herbs, they’ll cure your pain! (Hook) Tin foil hat, we’re ready to fight, Conspiracy party, screaming “freedom tonight!” Fake news here, real lies there, but I know the truth, trust me, I swear! (Bridge) Bill Gates wants us all to comply, I’ve got the proof, check my info supply! PCR test? No way, not me, I’ve got a crystal that sets me free. (Verse 2) Reptilians rule from the shadows unseen, pulling the strings on the global machine. I’m the warrior shedding the light, but nobody sees what’s hidden in sight. My tin foil hat, it gleams like a crown, resisting the lies they’re spreading around! I march in circles, with banners held high, “Wake up, people!” is my battle cry. (Verse 3) My neighbor spies on me with his smart fridge tech, it knows what I eat—what the heck?! The truth’s out there, like X-Files said, but the media spins it to mess with my head. I run a blog that unveils the scheme, a scandal each week that’ll shatter your dream. Think for yourself, don’t follow the crowd, I’m the last true hero, standing proud! (Verse 4) They call me crazy, but I’m staying strong, I’ve got my own laptop, no Big Tech’s prong! The stars in the sky? Just a digital screen, designed by the elite to keep us unseen. I’m crafting antennas from hangers and wire, “Broadcast the truth” is my heart’s desire! The waves of truth bounce, my hat reflects, I’m the signal that they can’t detect. (Verse 5) In my basement vault, I’ve got every file, moon landings faked, weather control is vile! The banks run the world, money rules the game, but my Bitcoin wallet keeps me untamed. I drop memes daily to expose the lies, and post comments sharp, opening your eyes! You think I’m mad? You’ve been deceived, but my tin foil filters what they’ve conceived! (Hook) Tin foil hat, we’re ready to fight, Conspiracy party, screaming “freedom tonight!” Fake news here, real lies there, but I know the truth, trust me, I swear! (Outro) Yo, the song’s over, but the fight’s not done, I’m the conspiracy king, having my fun! Tin foil hat, this is my quest, I’ll keep on shining, exposing the rest. Peace!