(Verse 1) I was feeling fine, walking down the street, Had a little rumble in my tummy, thought it was sweet, But then I felt a breeze, something wasn’t right, A little toot turned loose, oh, what a fright! (Chorus) I farted, oh no, and it ran down my leg, Like a runaway train, no stopping the dread, I farted, oh no, and it ran down my leg, This day’s gonna haunt me, stuck in my head. (Verse 2) People turned around, eyes big and wide, I tried to keep my cool, but there’s nowhere to hide, It wasn’t just a sound, it was something more, Now I'm running home, wishing I had worn shorts. (Chorus) I farted, oh no, and it ran down my leg, Like a waterfall flowing, I’m filled with regret, I farted, oh no, and it ran down my leg, Now I’m the legend, that no one forgets. (Bridge) I thought it was a whisper, a quiet little sigh, But it turned into a river, oh why, oh why? A lesson learned today, gotta be more aware, When your stomach starts to growl, better say a prayer! (Chorus) I farted, oh no, and it ran down my leg, Like a runaway train, no stopping the dread, I farted, oh no, and it ran down my leg, This day’s gonna haunt me, stuck in my head. (Outro) So listen up, my friends, heed what I say, Sometimes a little toot can ruin your day, I farted, oh no, and it ran down my leg, A story of caution, for those who may tread!
