[INTRO] (thunder rolling) (distant giant footsteps) Fee... Fi... Fo... Fum... Who the fuck is in my castle? [VERSE 1] Climbed a beanstalk through the sky, Thought I was slick, Thought I was smart, Thought I could rob a giant blind. Got gold in my pockets, Goose under my arm, Magic harp screaming, Setting off alarms. Cloud kingdom floating Above the world below, Treasure stacked high In the candlelight glow. Every step I took Felt lighter than air, Till the shadows started moving In the corners over there. Then the floor starts shaking... The windows rattle... The clouds outside split open... And I hear: "Fee-fi-fo-fum..." Damn... Guess he smelled me after all. [HOOK] Fee-fi-fo-fum... I smell the blood, better run... Clouds turn black, hide the sun... Too late now, the giant's come... Fee-fi-fo-fum... Bones gonna break one by one... Hear that rumble? Hear that drum? The giant's hungry... here he comes... [VERSE 2] Eyes like furnaces, Breath like smoke, Every word from his mouth Sounded like the mountain broke. Said: "Be he living, be he dead..." Then he laughed And shook the floor instead. Said he'd grind my bones for bread, Turn my story to a warning spread, Every hero thinks they're brave Till they're standing where the monsters fed. Castle trembling, Stone dust falling, Every instinct in my body Started screaming: "Keep fucking running." Then he stepped out of the shadows. Eight feet? Ten feet? Hell, maybe twenty. At that point I wasn't stopping to measure shit. Eyes burning red, Voice like an earthquake, Every single stair beneath me Started cracking from the weight. I looked left. I looked right. No escape in sight. Just a giant blocking every path Like the embodiment of "goodnight." [PRE-CHORUS] The harp kept screaming. The goose kept flapping. The giant kept grinning. The walls kept cracking. And somehow... Some fucking way... This day kept getting worse. [HOOK] Fee-fi-fo-fum... I smell the blood, better run... Clouds turn black, hide the sun... Too late now, the giant's come... Fee-fi-fo-fum... Bones gonna break one by one... Hear that rumble? Hear that drum? The giant's hungry... here he comes... [VERSE 3] Down the hallway. Over tables. Jumping piles of stolen gold. Tripping over royal treasure Worth more money than I'd ever hold. The giant roared. The castle shook. I swear the moon itself looked scared. Every story ever told about him Suddenly felt underprepared. This wasn't folklore. Wasn't legend. Wasn't something parents made. This was twenty tons of anger Charging through a cloud parade. His footsteps hit Like cannon fire. His shadow swallowed half the room. And every time he yelled "FEE-FI-FO-FUM!" I felt my lifespan fucking shrink. [BREAKDOWN] (music drops) "I'LL GRIND HIS BONES TO MAKE MY BREAD!" ... Okay. Let's discuss that sentence. First of all... What the fuck? Second... Who hears that And decides to negotiate? Third... Why are giants so weird? You have castles. You have treasure. You have magic. And your first thought is: "I'm gonna make bread out of this guy." Psychotic behavior. [BRIDGE] Run. Run. RUN. The beanstalk swaying. The storm clouds raging. The giant gaining. The goose losing its damn mind. Gold falling from my pockets. Harp screaming from behind. And somewhere in the chaos I started questioning Every decision That brought me here tonight. [FINAL HOOK] Fee-fi-fo-fum... I smell the blood, here I come... Clouds turn black, hide the sun... Somebody's about to get undone... Fee-fi-fo-fum... Hear the giant's kingdom drum... Jack, you thieving little dumbass... Look what you've become... Fee-fi-fo-fum... Feel the shaking, hear the hum... Every fairy tale sounds fun Till the giant says you're lunch, son... [OUTRO] (thunder fades) Beanstalk whipping in the storm... Clouds tearing across the moon... Jack screaming all the way down... The giant roaring all the way up... And somewhere above the world... One final voice echoes: "Fee-fi-fo-fum..." "Next time leave my fucking goose alone." (distant giant laughter)
