(chorus) Why do they call us honkeys cuz when we pull up to pick up there daughters we don't get out the car we just honk only thing that can stop me is when a cops wife says yeah he's that honkey. (1st verse) I call her up cuz I heard she got a big booty she tried to call me daddy and that right there is what stopped me bitch I ain't ya daddy iiiiiim that honkey her daddy mad as fuck cuz every time I pull up I don't get out the whip I just lay lay on the horn and she comes runningcuz I gotta dick like a donkey who the fuck am I I thought you knew I'm that honkey. she could be with 100 tommy lows who I wish I could say was just ass and elbows I thought he was a rider but instead of elbows he's all ass and screw drivers see me I'ma muff diver when it comes to the dope I'ma mac guiver in the game one hell of a supplier when it comes to puckun up these lady's fuck getting out the car and dimes I don't drop g she already know why why is that cuz nilla I'm that honkey (chorus) (2nd verse) Rollin on up in my big ol lifted Tonka truck gonna take her down to the honky tonk last time we were there a she got disrespected by some wanna be gangster punk so I took his wangster ass out back and gave his pumpkin head a little honky stomp put my other boot so far in his ass now he has a honky rump told him listen up do you know who I am he said thank God he didn't try to rob me I said who the fuck am I he said holy shit aren't you that honkey yeah you damn right I'm that honkey I went ahead and signed that boot that was still stuck in his ass damnit now I need some new boots and some new sockys hey it's better than a duffle bag of screw drivers no body wants to be like toooommy who the fuck am I yeah boy I'm that honkey (repeat chorus) head back to the bar and order 4 shots of jack hit the dance floor and do a little square dance like a true honkey cops showed up after that and screamed someone stop him don't let him escape and grab that goddamn honkey then I heard his wife on the bull horn and she screamed hey I love that guy you wanna know why in my tracks it stopped me then she screamed he's that honkey last week she used her mouth to try and top me and I said baby who the fuck am I she said with glazed over grin with cum on her chin your that honkey yeah I'm that honkey yeah boy I'm T-Style also known as that Mutha fuckin honkey (chorus)
