[Verse 1] Going to the grocery store can be scary The traffic there is bad, not a parking spot around Your cart has a bad wheel Oh, the horror, so much horror [Pre-Chorus] These are just some grocery store horrors [Chorus] The grapes are sour and the apples are rotten There's something sticky on the floor What you came for is gone The guy at the deli needs a hair net Shop till you drop, ’cause there's only one spot Grocery store horrors [Verse 2] The prices are so high, how can you get by? The fish smells bad, but that's all they had There's people blocking the aisle Bugs are crawling out the door An employee sweeps them out the door [Pre-Chorus] The milk is leaking and the ice cream is melting The bread is a week old and has mold [Chorus] Shop till you drop, ’cause there's only one stop Grocery store horrors [Bridge] What awaits you next? Not a manager to be found, you look around The lines are all long The cashier is slow And the bagger squished your eggs Your bag has a hole Someone dented your car door [Final Chorus] Shop till you drop, ’cause there's only one stop Grocery store horrors Shop till you drop, ’cause there's only one stop Grocery store horrors [Outro] Until next time