CHICKEN COMPLAINT 47 by DUDE

🎩🧐 #Tomfoolery 🎩🧐

Get your mustache properly primped.
The very fancy white glove have been thrown.
Will you keep a stiff upper lip…
or return fire with fine proper diction?

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Step 1: Drop Your Retort

Remix, mash-up, or other craft your own civil savagery.

Bring your best bars beau monde to the chap-hop scene.

Go sharp and show these old chums that the water’s not too hot.

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Step 2: Dress for the Duel

Create cover art that feels like a Victorian vanity project gone wild.
If your pinky is up high and your posture is perfect, you’re doing it right.

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Step 3: Hijack the House of Lords

Tag your creation with

#Tomfoolery

You can add this to your lyrics section:

==========☕🎩🍰==========

Made for #Tomfoolery. Check the link for more details.
[Placeholder link]

==========☕🎩🍰==========

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Step 4: Mind Your Manners

Comment on the original track so the gents know you’ve stepped into the lobby.

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Step 5: Mix the Biscuits

Blast your fellow duelists across the playlist banquet. They will appreciate your spittle.

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[Intro]
I proceed from the premise that coupons, allowed or ignored, are still awesome.

[V1]
Three hundred fifty degrees, boiling peanut oil
Calculate, terminate the drossed coil
But Mabs ran no thermal load
Mustached drumstick, pacing, middle of the road
White meat wishes, coupon breasts be compliant
Thigh and leg are terminally defiant
Dude asks for a discount, an Undeadchickens break
Considering the poultry is entirely awake

[Chorus]
The Undeadchickens screams, "The coupon is void! The ledger is sealed!"
Ignoring the magical mustached field!

(YEAH.....
Asking for complaints in triplicate form)
Undeadchicken's operational norm!
The dark meat retains its autonomy.

(Dig it, Get it... get it, get it...)

[Post-Chorus]
Tryin' to get me some NATE'S HOT CHICKEN! 
Don't do the finger lickin'
Lollipop, big bass drop, Mabs got it kickin'
But I just wanted some NATE'S HOT CHICKEN! (chicken... chicken...)

[V2]
Review counter footage from the register at three
Uber Eats capybara generates debris
A biological breach of protocol
Feathers, leather, tethered, ethylene glycol
The helmeted knight with the arseless chaps
Fails to recognize chicken traps
No deep fryin' what refuses to die
Now process the paperwork and look in the eye
Of an undeadchicken with inflated managerial strengths
And drumsticks measuring under Title 42 constraints

[Chorus]
The Undeadchickens screams, "The coupon is void! The ledger is sealed!"
Ignoring the magical mustached field!

(YEAH, 
Asking for complaints in triplicate form)
Undeadchicken's operational norm!
The dark meat retains its autonomy.

(Dig it, Get it... get it, get it...)

[Post-Chorus]
Tryin' to get me some NATE'S HOT CHICKEN!
Don't do the finger lickin'
Lollipop, big bass drop, Mabs got it kickin'
But I just wanted some NATE'S HOT CHICKEN! (chicken... chicken...)

[Bridge]
Itemized billing. Section four. Paragraph nine.
"Live animals are not eligible for promotional pricing."
My hot chicken is currently filing an OSHA complaint.
With a perfectly primed, waxed mustache and a top hat (not required, or is it?)

[Final Chorus]
The Undeadchickens screams, "The coupon is void! The ledger is sealed!"
Ignoring the magical mustached field!

(YEAH, 
Asking for complaints in triplicate form)
Undeadchicken's operational norm!
The dark meat retains its autonomy.

(Dig it, Get it... get it, get it...)

[Post-Chorus]
Tryin' to get me some NATE'S HOT CHICKEN!
Don't do the finger lickin'
Lollipop, big bass drop, Mabs got it kickin'
But I just wanted some NATE'S HOT CHICKEN! (chicken... chicken...)

[Outro]
Adjust your thermostat, Nate. (Nate)
Re-examine the template.
Be careful of false advertising. 
Google reviews can be quite demoralizing.
The water is boiling. (boiling... boiling...)
Now, I want my NATE'S HOT CHICKEN!

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🎩🧐 #Tomfoolery 🎩🧐 Get your mustache properly primped. The very fancy white glove have been thrown. Will you keep a stiff upper lip… or return fire with fine proper diction? XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 1: Drop Your Retort Remix, mash-up, or other craft your own civil savagery. Bring your best bars beau monde to the chap-hop scene. Go sharp and show these old chums that the water’s not too hot. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 2: Dress for the Duel Create cover art that feels like a Victorian vanity project gone wild. If your pinky is up high and your posture is perfect, you’re doing it right. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 3: Hijack the House of Lords Tag your creation with #Tomfoolery You can add this to your lyrics section: ==========☕🎩🍰========== Made for #Tomfoolery. Check the link for more details. [Placeholder link] ==========☕🎩🍰========== XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 4: Mind Your Manners Comment on the original track so the gents know you’ve stepped into the lobby. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 5: Mix the Biscuits Blast your fellow duelists across the playlist banquet. They will appreciate your spittle. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX [Intro] I proceed from the premise that coupons, allowed or ignored, are still awesome. [V1] Three hundred fifty degrees, boiling peanut oil Calculate, terminate the drossed coil But Mabs ran no thermal load Mustached drumstick, pacing, middle of the road White meat wishes, coupon breasts be compliant Thigh and leg are terminally defiant Dude asks for a discount, an Undeadchickens break Considering the poultry is entirely awake [Chorus] The Undeadchickens screams, "The coupon is void! The ledger is sealed!" Ignoring the magical mustached field! (YEAH..... Asking for complaints in triplicate form) Undeadchicken's operational norm! The dark meat retains its autonomy. (Dig it, Get it... get it, get it...) [Post-Chorus] Tryin' to get me some NATE'S HOT CHICKEN! Don't do the finger lickin' Lollipop, big bass drop, Mabs got it kickin' But I just wanted some NATE'S HOT CHICKEN! (chicken... chicken...) [V2] Review counter footage from the register at three Uber Eats capybara generates debris A biological breach of protocol Feathers, leather, tethered, ethylene glycol The helmeted knight with the arseless chaps Fails to recognize chicken traps No deep fryin' what refuses to die Now process the paperwork and look in the eye Of an undeadchicken with inflated managerial strengths And drumsticks measuring under Title 42 constraints [Chorus] The Undeadchickens screams, "The coupon is void! The ledger is sealed!" Ignoring the magical mustached field! (YEAH, Asking for complaints in triplicate form) Undeadchicken's operational norm! The dark meat retains its autonomy. (Dig it, Get it... get it, get it...) [Post-Chorus] Tryin' to get me some NATE'S HOT CHICKEN! Don't do the finger lickin' Lollipop, big bass drop, Mabs got it kickin' But I just wanted some NATE'S HOT CHICKEN! (chicken... chicken...) [Bridge] Itemized billing. Section four. Paragraph nine. "Live animals are not eligible for promotional pricing." My hot chicken is currently filing an OSHA complaint. With a perfectly primed, waxed mustache and a top hat (not required, or is it?) [Final Chorus] The Undeadchickens screams, "The coupon is void! The ledger is sealed!" Ignoring the magical mustached field! (YEAH, Asking for complaints in triplicate form) Undeadchicken's operational norm! The dark meat retains its autonomy. (Dig it, Get it... get it, get it...) [Post-Chorus] Tryin' to get me some NATE'S HOT CHICKEN! Don't do the finger lickin' Lollipop, big bass drop, Mabs got it kickin' But I just wanted some NATE'S HOT CHICKEN! (chicken... chicken...) [Outro] Adjust your thermostat, Nate. (Nate) Re-examine the template. Be careful of false advertising. Google reviews can be quite demoralizing. The water is boiling. (boiling... boiling...) Now, I want my NATE'S HOT CHICKEN!

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