[Chorus] “Hey Eeyore, cheer up, chump, Quit that drag and lose that slump! While you mope, I thumpity-thump, Hey Eeyore, cheer up, chump!” [Verse 1] Yo, it’s Zeb on the mic with a zebra strut, Eeyore in the thistles like his hooves got stuck. Man, Pooh out searchin’ pots, Piglet hidin’ from bees, And you just sittin’ in the corner like, “Woe is me.” You got friends in the Hundred Acre crew, But they drag your gloom around like a bad horseshoe. Rabbit tryin’ gardens, Tigger bouncin’ sky high— But you just sigh, sigh, sigh, sigh, sigh. [Chorus] “Gray ain’t my way, I’m black and white, Eeyore’s cloudy, I’m pure delight! Hurdy-gurdy turns all night, Shine so bright, I win this fight!” “Hey Eeyore, cheer up, chump, Quit that drag and lose that slump! While you mope, I thumpity-thump, Hey Eeyore, cheer up, chump!” [Verse 2] Now listen up, donkey, this is zebra law: I got stripes in my soul, you got nails in your paw. You losin’ tails daily, think that’s fate? Man, just tie a knot, don’t sit and wait! You sittin’ in the rain while I dance in the puddles, Hurdy-gurdy in my hooves makin’ rainbow bubbles. Christopher Robin ain’t comin’ with a fix, So stop that frown—life’s a party mix! [Chorus] “Quit that moan, Eeyore, quit that moan! Life feels better when you don’t groan. Dance in the rain, make joy your own— Quit that moan, Eeyore, quit that moan!” “Hey Eeyore, cheer up, chump, Quit that drag and lose that slump! While you mope, I thumpity-thump, Hey Eeyore, cheer up, chump!” [Bridge] I was dancin’ on the cobblestone, rain in my mane, Fez on my head, bellboy coat, feelin’ the pain. Silvestro with the hurdy-gurdy turnin’ slow, Coins in the cup, just a zebra sideshow. But I kept my stripes bright, never let ‘em fade, Even in the darkest alleys where the shadows played. So what’s your excuse, donkey, sittin’ in the dirt? If I can stomp and sing, you can heal that hurt! [Verse 3] Yo, Tigger got bounce, he don’t care ‘bout gravity, Piglet got fear but at least he got tenacity. Pooh got honey, and you got none— But at least crack a smile, man, the world’s still fun! See, life ain’t gray like your gloomy coat, It’s black stripes, white stripes, zebra notes. You the donkey of despair, but I’m lightin’ the sky, Playin’ hurdy-gurdy sunshine till the day I die! [Final Chorus] “Hey Eeyore, cheer up, chump, Quit that drag and lose that slump! While you mope, I thumpity-thump, Hey Eeyore, cheer up, chump!” “Shake that tail, don’t drag it low— Zebra stripes gonna steal the show! Hurdy-gurdy makes the meadow grow, Come on, donkey, let it glow!” "Zebra stripes gonna steal the show! Come on, donkey, let it glow!" "Hey Eeyore, cheer up, chump!"
