[ (C) 2026 Joseph M Lenard media SEND US FEEDBACK (via CTP Show): https://www.buzzsprout.com/2210487/fan_mail/new - https://tinyurl.com/SubscribeToCTP - CTP Audios: https://tinyurl.com/CTPonBuzzsprout - CTP Videos: https://tinyurl.com/CTPonBITCHUTE - https://tinyurl.com/CTPgear - https://tinyurl.com/JLenardDetroitGear - AI images/videos/audio CTP uses: https://tinyurl.com/GalaxyMagicaAI - https://tinyurl.com/BookPromotionViaFiverr ] [intro] I woke up and immediately regretted it Mornings... Bah Humbug... could be great if not arrive so damn early brain still foggy, yet feeling squirrely [Verse 1] I woke up mad At the ceiling fan My face said "why" Before I could stand Coffee's not enough For this haunted brain I'm half a ghost In a school-bus lane [Pre-Chorus] Eyes like dust Steps like a joke Hair doing math I can't yet cope The world showed up Way too soon I'm not awake I'm barely noon [Chorus] Too early again Too early again Bash my clock, amen Too early again Mornings got hands And they grab too tight I need one more hour Just to get my life [Verse 2] I met my socks In the dark by the sink One went north One went think My keys were there In a bowl of doom I lost my words To the hallway gloom [Pre-Chorus] Eyes like dust Steps like a joke Hair doing math I can't yet cope The world showed up Way too soon I'm not awake I'm barely noon [Chorus] Too early again Too early again Bash my clock, amen Too early again Mornings got hands And they grab too tight I need one more hour Just to get my life [Bridge] If sunrise wants a fight It picked the wrong guy I'm wrinkled, I'm irritable I don't know why Give me a minute Give me a chair Give me a version Of the day I can bear [Final Chorus] Too early again Too early again Bash my clock, amen Too early again Mornings got hands And they grab too tight I need one more hour Just to get my life Too early again Too early again [outro] Mornings (bah humbug), they’d be alright If they started round one o’clock in the afternoon light Let me sleep till the day is already half gone Mornings (bah humbug)… y’all can carry on [Based on my onging/running gag for decades now - MORNINGS (BAH HUMBUG) finally turned into a tune. Lyrics Joseph M Lenard w/ xAI/Grok and Suno assist. Bluesy depressed Country music @suno system.]
