[Intro – spoken] Attention, dance floor. The meeting has been moved to the main room. Ten seconds until absolutely nothing gets solved. Ten! Nine! Eight! [Verse 1 – spoken] I brought a tiny clipboard, made a very serious plan, Step one: look important. Step two: forget the plan. The printer ate the agenda; the stapler took the blame, Now the whole committee’s doing cardio in my name. [Build] Check the badge! Check the shoes! Who approved these emergency moves? Three! Two! One! [Drop – high vocal accents] Boss mode! (No clue!) Big speech! (Who knew?) Spin that chair, salute the snack, Whole room jumping when the beat comes back! [Verse 2 – spoken] I filed a formal motion for a longer lunch break, It passed by one vote and a suspiciously large cake. The intern hit “reply all,” the calendar caught fire, Now we’re chanting quarterly goals like a choir. [Build] Raise the folder! Stamp the page! Tiny boss with a giant stage! Four! Three! Two! One! [Drop – high vocal accents] Boss mode! (No clue!) Big speech! (Who knew?) Spin that chair, salute the snack, Whole room jumping when the beat comes back! [Break – spoken] Silence. The spreadsheet has entered the chat. Please remain calm. [Final Build] One last email! One last call! Nobody knows what this means at all! Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! Five! Four! Three! Two! One! [Final Drop – high vocal accents] Boss mode! (No clue!) Big speech! (Who knew?) Spin that chair, salute the snack, Whole room jumping when the beat comes back! Boss mode! (All clear!) Meeting’s done! (Not here!) Stamp the air and bring it back, Whole room jumping when the beat comes back!
