Parody remix of "Seven-Eleven Halo" by Dream Relic [Verse 1] Coffee explosions Shoplifts and commotions Lottery ticket promotions Lost my sanity at the Seven-Eleven Fluorescent lights and questions Hot dogs spinning in succession Something in my chest kept stressing Like a caffeine-fueled possession [Pre-Hook] Guy came in looking all lit Can you feel it Bought five burritos and a squid Said he's building a pyramid Then his card got declined again Couldn't stop it, he flipped But you can't refund that script [Verse 2] Night shift Mind slippin' again Lady brought a goose in again Said it helps her pick good wine Goose pecked every checkout line Searching shelves for chips and gin I've seen this before I'll see it again [Hook] Same store different day Same weird different way Every lunatic for miles Seems to wander through my aisles Can't run Can't run Can't run from retail The line was never short It just formed another tail [Verse 3] Chicken costume man Argued with a garbage can Paying with eggs Not legal tender Every offer got rejected Every argument got stranger Comes right back to sing tomorrow Comes right back [Bridge] Government-made nachos Intergalactic pistachios Every squirrel they tried to train though Lives behind the ATM Bro! Brain intact They couldn't shatter Though someone microwaved a platter [Outro] Can't run Can't run Can't run from retail I remembered I remembered Why my complexion's pale Not the hot dogs Not the Slurpees Not the Seven-Eleven Just the paycheck Just the paycheck Just the paycheck Keeping me from heaven
