Verse 1 She comes tip-toeing through the kitchen, little thunder, soft and sweet, black-and-white like spilled moon magic, tiny hooves in make-believe. She’s a teacup cow with starlight, a pocket-sized parade, our little “tea cow” glowing like a blessing heaven made. Pre-Chorus But don’t let the sweetness fool you, don’t mistake her gentle glow, there’s a warrior in that tiny frame and everybody knows— Chorus Her arcana is activated, watch the whole room feel the shift. Tea cow in the arena, with a supernatural gift. She’ll blink at you like mercy, then steal the final show, one bounce, one look, one knockout— she’ll give you a T.K.O. Verse 2 She’s got a face like innocence, but fire behind her eyes, a tiny queen of chaos in a soft cowgirl disguise. Mortal Kombat in the hallway, she’s got legends in her bones, when her power starts to shimmer, you better guard your throne. Pre-Chorus She don’t need no fatality, she wins with charm alone, but step into her kingdom wrong, and you’ll feel it in your soul. Chorus Her arcana is activated, watch the whole room feel the shift. Tea cow in the arena, with a supernatural gift. She’ll blink at you like mercy, then steal the final show, one bounce, one look, one knockout— she’ll give you a T.K.O. Bridge Finish him? No, she’ll kiss him, spin around and take the crown. A tiny little legend bringing giants to the ground. She’s sugar, she’s lightning, she’s velvet, she’s loud, our champion in miniature, our teacup battle cow. Final Chorus Her arcana is activated, little fighter wrapped in gold. Tea cow in the arena, braver than the stories told. She’ll melt you with her sweetness, then hit you with that glow, one blink, one bounce, one knockout— our tea cow’s got the T.K.O. Outro Moo-moo magic, holy fire, tiny queen of the unknown. Tea cow rising, undefeated, arcana fully shown.