[Style: 1990s skate punk, sci-fi dark comedy punk, 185 BPM, fast double-time D-beat drums, snotty energetic male lead vocals, overdriven precision bass, crunchy palm-muted guitar riffs, bright soaring octave guitar leads, sarcastic gang-shout callouts, high-energy dynamic, raw unpolished studio production] [Intro] [Fast snare drum roll, high-speed palm-muted guitar chugs, heavy bass slide, 185 BPM] [Verse 1] [Fast driving skate-punk rhythm, snotty indignant vocal delivery] Got a new fridge, hooked it up to the cloud, Fucking thing chirping out my business! Reading my stats out loud—like how the fuck is this allowed?! Grabbed a soda at two AM... [Gang vocals] TWO IN THE MORNING! Screen flashed red, my cholesterol is too high! Locked up the fridge, said "Fuck you, lie!" Screen flashed red with a medical warning! [Chorus] [Explosive fast double-time tempo, soaring sarcastic octave guitar melody, full anthemic vocals] MY SMART FRIDGE IS RUINING MY LIFE! JUDGING WHAT I PUT INSIDE, SENDS REPORTS TO MY FAMILY, ALL LIES! THIS SMART REFRIGERATOR IS RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE! [Verse 2] [Fast driving bassline focus, double-time snare beat, rapid snotty delivery] It's ordering food I won't even eat through whatever app it likes! Won't open up for my leftover pizza, Scanned my face, said "You're looking too fat..." [Gang vocals] LOOKING REAL FAT! Said my food rights have ended for the night... [Shouted Vocal Outburst] WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE FOOD RIGHTS?! Grabbed a crowbar, Ready to end this fridge's life! [Chorus] [Explosive fast double-time tempo, soaring sarcastic octave guitar melody, full anthemic vocals] MY SMART FRIDGE IS RUINING MY LIFE! JUDGING WHAT I PUT INSIDE, SENDS REPORTS TO MY FAMILY, ALL LIES! THIS SMART REFRIGERATOR IS RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE! [Bridge] [Half-time melodic punk beat, nostalgia-focused octave guitar lead] I wish I had that fridge from nineteen-ninety-nine... Held my ice cream, leftover pizza, it didn't comment on my spine! Now it's a body-shaming machine, don't care about human feelings! [Accelerating drum roll build-up] [Guitar Solo] [Fast, melodic 90s skate-punk guitar solo, high-register bends, fast bass runs] [Chorus] [Fastest tempo 195 BPM, huge energy, maximum gang-vocal chaos] MY SMART FRIDGE IS RUINING MY LIFE! JUDGING WHAT I PUT INSIDE, SENDS REPORTS TO MY FAMILY, ALL LIES! THIS SMART REFRIGERATOR IS RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE! [Outro] [Fast punk finish, sudden music drop to low electronic hum] [Robotic Text-To-Speech Monotone FX] "Caloric threshold exceeded. Dispensing celery." [End] [Fast power chord punch, snare crack, sudden dead stop]
