Check out Kyora's songs https://suno.com/@kyorafm ==================================================== [Phone Ringing] Hello?... Is anyone there? My reality’s broken, it's beyond repair! The sky turned green, my cat can talk, My fridge just walked right out the block! [Eerie Pause, Heavy Breathing] I pressed undo, I reset my brain, But my toaster thinks that it’s a plane?! Please, I need some tech support— Before my couch declares a war! I’m stuck in a loop, I don’t understand, My phone just slapped me where I stand! Please, I beg you, don’t put me on hold— ...Hello? NO, NO, NOT THE MUSIC— Thank you for calling, your soul’s in a queue, We value your patience, we’ll be right with you! Press 1 for despair, press 2 for regret, Or just scream into the void, we won’t answer yet! Hello?... Are you still there? Please don't leave me hanging, time is running out! The TV started floating and the dresser just came out. I can't deal with this, I need assistance... What is going on, it's all so wrong, Please i'm begging you, pick up the damn phone! the damn phone I’m losing my mind, I’m stuck in the void, My mirror just winked—I'm paranoid! Please, I’m begging, I’m on my knees— OH NO-NO-NO-NO, DON’T YOU DARE PLAY THAT HOLD MUSIC— Thank you for calling, your soul’s in a queue, We value your patience, we’ll be right with you! Press 1 for delusion, press 2 for despair, Or hold for eternity—we truly don’t care! No… no… this isn’t real… I just saw my goldfish phase through the ceiling! The moon’s got eyeballs and they’re staring at me! I just want my refund... please... Hello?... HELLO?! No... NO—DON’T YOU F**KING DARE! "We're sorry, your call has been disconnected" No… NO… I’M ALL ALONE! The walls are melting, my hands aren’t mine! The lamp just whispered, it knows my name— SOME-ONE, ANY-ONE, PICK UP THE LINE!!! NOOO!!! AAARGH! [Outro] Thank you for calling, please rate your experience Sir? Sir? [Phone Beep Sfx] [End]