My Wizard (Part 3: Final) (Remix)

[quote]: ("You can't be any geek off the street, you gotta be handy with the staff, earn your keep") A master enchanter, A hopeless romancer. Young at heart, but old in soul. Spells fueled by, Caffeine and nicotine. Gettin' down Transmuting doubt into funk. If a punk-ass apprentice starts actin' ghetto, I pull my staff, out my hat. And Cast fireball, In full auto. Too many potions, And too many herbs, Got me plane-shifting, And walking the void. Alla these witches, Wanna ponder my orb. We hit the fortify-blunt, Then we hit the road. Slayin' dragons and damsels, Pullin' swords from stones, Gettin' the glory, And causing civil unrest. Everyone wants to join my party, Because they're always the bomb. Just chillin, and questing, Tokin' hobbit leaf, From the alembic, all night long. Don't come at me, disrespectin' I'll conjure my boot in your ass, And zap you with lightnin'. I'm a lover, not a fighter, But sometimes a good hex, Is just what they're after. ---- Envoke The rhythm, and the magic will flow. Whippin out Sorcery From outta my Armory Conducting Surgery From the Infirmary Severing Arteries Handing out Forgeries Messin with Alchemy Poisoned by mercury Frying my circuitry I disolve then reform, My Lux interna, Into Inertia Vibing with chaos, Manifesting big checks, Ship decks And Limoncello. Alla these potions And alla these herbs making top dollar, And rollin' in gold. Steal your enchantress, 'cause she's a natural seductress. Drinkin' elixir, Spillin' the mixer, Invoke Aspect of the moon 'cause we'll be gettin' no rest. Guild master credentials, With untapped potential Hit the mana herb From the wizard pipe, We call that one "caster's delight" Takin' charge of destiny I do the same with my fortune, I turn a prophet. Make it rain silver, Like I'm hunting a wolf, But the things that you see me do, Don't try to repeat, You can't be like me, 'cause son, castin' ain't easy. --- I'm castin', and blastin', Launching bars, leaving scars Crashin' cars, hittin' herbs, Go to Mars. All your guilds, Call me Zarr, Wizard leaf, I got jars. Postin' up, smoke cigars, Seein' stars, As within, so without, So I'm covered in style, And managing clout. Embodying aspects, Pullin' up ship wrecks, Unsealing the forbidden , Changing what's been written. Brewin' more potions, Grinding more herbs, Summoning a succubus And takin' her home. I'm cold, like a lich, I gotta skeleton crew, Got undead street cred, And inner demons too I don't want to put a fellow wizard down, But in the streets, It's cast first, And ask questions later. ---- Castin' haste, 'cause all you wizards move too slow Give you all a taste, of my spell-castin' flow. Time to Face the music, Watch em get down and get Low, Talkin' up the ranger, I'd never change 'er Just take her home, then rearange 'er Y'all can fight, For the remainders. My slots and levels are Based, Aura shinin' so bright, that it Glows, Fly so high, never fall from grace, You already Know, I got no time to Waste, Leave em' face-down in the Snow, Show em' Disgrace, Get em' outta this place, Shake it all up, 'till the contents Blow, Erasin' the hate, Watch my powers Grow Outpace competition, Weave circles 'round em, then let em' go. Tear em' apart like fission, but uglier. My flow's radioactive, Causin' heat-death n' chaos, Fusing lyrics, Like atoms, go nuclear Leave 'em on "read", Then blow the reactor. Run straight into danger, The mysterious stranger, Startin' the rapture, Ain't even mad, Just filled with laughter. Flippin the board, Stealin the pieces, Lead 'em to slaughter, My verse is Electrical Runnin' on Chemicals. They call me a doctor like Medical, Snackin' on Edibles, Your witch thinks I'm Sensual, 'cause I am Flexible, more than Acceptable, Don't bother with Ethicals, Chop 'em like vegetables, My castin' is technical, Causin' a spectacle, Feel so incredible, Line up the Retical, Split 'em Like Decimals, Pregnate the Impregnable, Be gettin' heretical Laughin' Maniacal, My bank notes are Plentiful, my knife through their ventricles, Turnin' em Skeletal. But don't be impressed, All in a days work, For a grand master-wizard M-C