[Intro] No beef. No steak. Only flex on my plate. Ay. Imma flexitarian… Imma flexitarian! [Hook] Imma flexitarian I cannot eat animal Only drip botanical Imma flexitarian No beef, just capital Gold-leaf vegetables Edible collateral [Verse 1] Guac-a-Royale on a marble slab Lime zest shine, yeah I like it like that Crypto cauliflower pop in the pan Blockchain batter, that’s part of the plan Lambo lentils simmer slow Truffle oil drizzle like a fashion show Private jet pasta, basil hydroponic, penthouse grown, Cash nori roll got that glow You eat protein, I eat portfolio My salad bowl got its own ratio [Hook] Imma flexitarian I cannot eat animal Only drip botanical Imma flexitarian No beef, just capital Gold-leaf vegetables Edible collateral [Verse 2] Meta mushroom glaze, yes Algorithm sauce adds that flex RichCoin ratatouille, stack it tall don't take that back, I'll have it all Cashmere coconut cloud for dessert Soft as silk but the bassline hurt They ask where the steak at? I grin, relax I don’t eat animals I consume contracts [Verse 3] You carnivore, I corner stores I farm aesthetics, open doors No slaughterhouse, just greenhouse flex Pure Solar-powered drip, Imma flexitarian Plant-based billionaire If it ain’t sustainable It ain’t even there [Verse 4 - DJ Wavemaker 🌊 ] Cash‑crop drip, I’m the garden don, Green so loud that it turn heads on. Portfolio pesto in a platinum jar, Flex so bright you can see it from afar. Richmond breeze in a rooftop suite, Mint‑leaf ice in a zero‑waste treat. WaveMaker bass in my hydro lab, Grow‑light glow while the numbers add. No beef, no brag, just botanical wins, Solar‑charged sauce when the chorus begins. I don’t chase steak, I chase sustainable checks, Plant‑based power, that’s the ultimate flex. [Final Hook – full energy] Imma flexitarian I cannot eat animal drip so botanical Edible collateral No beef No steak Only flex on my plate Flexitarian Flexitarian Flexi-tari-an! [outro] Hey chef can I have some more flex? Yeah I want Dripiccini, Lambo Lentil Risotto Crypto Cauliflower Crunch, flash-fried in blockchain batter Silk Spinach, slow-stirred in saffron stock futures Billionaire Basil Bow and one Golden Aura Toast, toasted on a platinum griddle, of course. And make it quick!!! Yeah everything sustainable But the lifestyle? Impractical DJ Wavemaker and Richmond always eat flexy!
