(Verse 1) A lesson, my young Ferengi friends, that every lobe bling knows: When you extend your purse of coins, make sure you hold the strings, For those who owe you, treat them well, but clip their wings. (Chorus) Treat those in debt like kin, EXPLOIT THEM! use them wisely, and you'll win, For profit's sake, we must partake, Its a game of give and take. EXPLOIT THEM! Exploitation's our tradition, it's our way, So when they owe, make them grow, but never let them stray. (Verse 2) A debt is not just currency, it's a bond, a special pact, A way to keep them close to home, ensuring they act. Give them wisdom, make them work, but always hold the reins, In your interests, they will serve, and you profit either way. (Chorus) (Bridge) The Rules of Acquisition teach us how to thrive, In the art of leverage, keep your advantage alive. A debtor's loyalty, oh, it's worth more than gold, Keep them close, let them earn, but always keep control. EXPLOIT THEM! (Verse 3) Teach them the value of every slip of latinum they earn, Show them the market, the wheel, the turn, But remember, my Ferengi child, as you watch your profit climb, Those who owe you, keep them near, for they're your latinum mine. (Chorus) (Outro) In the end, when debts are paid, and fortunes have been made, Remember, the Ferengi way, is to keep the business trade. For in the debt, there lies a chance, to teach and to employ, So treat them well but always sell, the value of servitude. EXPLOIT THEM!
