## [Verse 1] Morning comes, you hate the light Coffee's wrong, the weather's shite Too damn hot, too fucking cold Same three stories, twice retold Someone smiles, you smell a scheme Someone wins, you kill the dream Every silver lining gets Dragged outside and shot to shit ## [Pre-Chorus] Bitch and moan Moan and bitch Scratch that everlasting itch Nothing's right Nothing's fair Misery follows you everywhere ## [Chorus] You fucking miserable human being Is there anything you don't despise? You fucking miserable human being Every rainbow disappoints your eyes Good news? Find the hidden flaw Bad news? Knew it all along Life could hand you everything You fucking miserable human being ## [Verse 2] Give you A, you wanted B Give you both, you wanted three Fix the thing you bitched about You'll find something else to shout Dinner's late, the chair's too hard Someone parked across the yard Traffic, taxes, kids these days Everybody's in your way ## [Pre-Chorus] Bitch and moan Moan and bitch Same old song, another pitch Nothing works Nothing will Somehow you're complaining still ## [Chorus] You fucking miserable human being Is there anything you don't despise? You fucking miserable human being Every rainbow disappoints your eyes Good news? Find the hidden flaw Bad news? Knew it all along Life could hand you everything You fucking miserable human being ## [Bridge] If the sun came out You'd bitch about the glare If money fell from heaven You'd complain it mussed your hair If God himself appeared and said "I've come to make things right" You'd fold your arms and mutter "Couldn't you have come last night?" ## [Breakdown] Complain Bitch Complain Be miserable Complain Bitch Complain Be miserable Round and round and round you go Everybody fucking knows ## [Final Chorus] You fucking miserable human being Professional destroyer of a day You fucking miserable human being Finding brand-new shit to hate Glass half empty? Not enough Someone probably touched the glass Life could kiss you on the mouth And you'd complain it had bad breath You fucking miserable Un-fucking-believable Perpetually insufferable Human being ## [Outro] Bitch and moan Moan and bitch Jesus Christ. You're miserable.
