(ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ)😼(ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ) (meow! meow! meow!) If I were a cat, I’d knock stuff down on purpose Stare you dead in the eyes while I ruin your surface Coffee cup? Gone. Phone charger? Mine. I’d yell at the void like it crossed the line I’d sleep sixteen hours, call that ambition Wake up offended by my own reflection Demand affection, then bite your hand Pet me just right or you’re emotionally banned. (ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ)😼(ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ) I don’t chase dreams I chase red dots I sit in boxes I shouldn’t fit in at all (ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ)😼(ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ) If I were a cat, I’d rule the house Tiny body, ego screaming loud Ignore your coos, ignore your calls But scream at 3 AM down the halls (down the halls) (meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow!) If I were a cat, I’d steal your chair You stand up once, I’m already there Hot girl energy, zero shame Knock knock, who’s there? Me. Again. (meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow!) (ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ)😼(ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ) I’d judge your life from the windowsill Blink real slow like “I disapprove still” Act real cute, get my way Then sprint at full speed for no damn reason, okay? I’d beg for food like I’ve never been fed Same bowl, same hour, existential dread If you leave? (if you leave?) I don’t care (I don't care) If you come back? I’ll plot, beware! (ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ)😼(ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ) I don’t listen I observe I don’t say sorry I shed on your nerves (I shed on your nerves) I shed on your nerves (ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ)😼(ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ) If I were a cat, I’d fake my death Just to see if you’d panic yet Then stretch real slow, walk away Like “relax, babe, I’m built this way” (I'm built this way) (meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow!) If I were a cat, I’d own my flaws Hair everywhere, zero laws Cute face, criminal mind Every life a mess, and I’d waste all nine (waste all nine) (meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow!) (ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ)😼(ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ) If I were a cat I’d still be me Just smaller Meaner And legally allowed (meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow!) (ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ)😼(ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ) If I were a cat! If I were a cat. (ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ)😼(ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ)(ʘᴥʘ)
