
(LIVE) Sandra Can Eat Sh!t - Humpty Was pushed
[Guitar Intro] Verse 1] It's 4AM I'm already on the freeway again The sun's not even up and traffics COMPLETELY FUCKED! I turn on the radio, there's a chopper in the sky dude's telling me some fat old lady has decided to break dooooowwwwnnn [Chorus] I'm stuck in traffic this is becoming some sort of habit Wake up, shut up hit the road I need a redo of this day [Verse 2] I get to work and I'm 45 minutes late that fat old lady shut down the whole god damn interstate Walk in and of course there's no coffee and then Sandra says "Excuse me... can I see you in my office..." [Brock] fuuuuucckk!!! [Fast Bass Break] [Verse 3] She says "we need to talk" I say "you need to brush" She says "your attitude is affecting staff morale" I say I think its your pits stains Cos I've only been here for thirty fucking seconds SANDRA! [Chorus] I'm stuck in traffic this is becoming some sort of habit Wake up, shut up hit the road (Whoa Oh) I need a redo of this day [Instrumental Break] [Distorted guitar] [Bridge] Maybe tomorrow I'll call in sick spend the morning jacking off then sleep till six but today..... I'll drink some coffee sit out the back Spend the whole damn day doing absolutely Nothing! [Build] 1 2 1 2 fuck you! [Final Chorus] I'm stuck in traffic! this is becoming some sort of Bullshit!! Wake up! Shut up! Hit the road! (Whoa Oh) Just to get to a place I don't wanna go and deal with Dickheads I don't wanna know I need a redo I need a redo I NEED A REDO OF THIS DAY! [Outro] Finally finished throw my shit in the car I've survived another day Give the bird to Sandra Turn the key radio up I just wanna get home... [Pause] [Spoken] You've gotta be fucking kidding me. [Full band] I'M STUCK IN TRAFFIC!!! (WHOA-OHHHH) SHIT ... SHIT... SHIT... FUCK YOU SANDRA!!!

