[Verse 1] Bag was packed the night before do not play with me Printed my boarding pass at home for free Checked the TSA website for prohibited items Not my first time through security I already know the science Set two alarms one backup just in case Mapped the airport parking lot and found my space Prepaid the garage saved four dollars a day That is twenty dollars on a five day stay [Chorus] Two hours early at the gate with a coffee Nobody rushing me and nobody stopping me Seat selected middle of the plane Window seat secured three weeks ago same Two hours early that is just how I move Boarding group two I already proved Shoes off before I get to the bin I been done this before let the real ones in [Verse 2] Laptop out of the bag before the line One bin for shoes one bin for everything mine Belt already off before I stepped up Jacket in the bag not loose in the cup No liquids over three point four ounces I read the rules I know what that announces Walked through the scanner arms up clean Collected my items without making a scene [Chorus] Two hours early at the gate with a coffee Nobody rushing me and nobody stopping me Seat selected middle of the plane Window seat secured three weeks ago same Two hours early that is just how I move Boarding group two I already proved Shoes off before I get to the bin I been done this before let the real ones in [Bridge] You out here pulling up forty minutes to departure Running through the terminal working harder Sweating through your shirt at the C concourse Begging the gate agent to let you board first I am already sitting down gate side relaxed Phone charged to eighty seven percent exact Downloaded the movie before I left the house Not depending on the airplane wifi now [Verse 3] Boarding group two called I did not rush Waited till the line thinned out no fuss Overhead bin space directly above my seat Bag fits wheels first that is how you compete Sat down buckled up before the demo Read the safety card I already know though Wheels up on time I watched the city shrink Earbuds in water bottle ready to drink [Chorus] Two hours early at the gate with a coffee Nobody rushing me and nobody stopping me Seat selected middle of the plane Window seat secured three weeks ago same Two hours early that is just how I move Boarding group two I already proved Shoes off before I get to the bin I been done this before let the real ones in [Outro] Yeah Gate C fourteen Boarding group two Phone at eighty seven percent Snacks in the bag Not the overpriced airport snacks My snacks From home In a ziplock Three point four ounces or less That is called planning That is
