[Intro - Soft synth pad, Echoed whispers, Minimal beat] Hahahahahahahahaha! You laughed again... And we played along- But then… you showed up. [Verse 1 - Minimal synth, Ticking hi-hats] Jae rolled in at nine- (nine) With a plan to destroy lives (lives) Told the bouncer we were "mid" (mid) Told my crush I "used to be hot" (hot) You ordered five shots- (We didn't ask) Flirted with a stranger- then called him "Dad" [Pre-Chorus - Sarcastic Harmonies] You stole my fries You made us cry You said "You're fine!" But you're not, Jae. You're not. [Chorus - Repetitive, dry delivery] Jae... Please chill We just wanna vibe, not kill You're on... Your villain arc again Please stop... for real, friend [Break - Spoken word, soft beat] "You said I'm dressed like a tragic poem You said my playlist is 'suburban' You called my ex 'hot now' You are... unwell." [Verse 2 - Icy tone, sarcastic sadness] You spilled my drink (drink) Then said it was "the vibe" (the vibe) You hijacked karaoke- (karaoke) To diss my sign (sign) You said "You're too sensitive" then bit me I'm literally crying, Uhhh-huhh... mmmhh... Jaa-A-Eeee... (Whyyy...) and you're doing the worm Hahahahahahahahaha! [Bridge - Emotional spoken whisper] We are your friends Now we're your prop. I'm a wounded extra... in the sitcom of your chaos. I need— I need a minute... [Chorus - Group chant energy] Jae... Please chill We just wanna vibe, not kill You're on... Your villain arc again Please stop... for real, friend [Instrumental break] [Outro - Whispered chant, fading synths] Please chill... (Chill...) We love you... (Love you...) ...but we can't... Please... chill... You absolute menace. Please... chill... (We can't... can't...)
