[Verse 1] Met her by the bar Plastic fern, broken star sign chart She laughed at my bad astrology Knew my trauma, plus my discography She said, “You look like a walking red flag” I said, “You look like a cure in a thrift store bag” We shared fries, talkin’ childhood dread Her eyes did that kaleidoscope thing in my head (uh) [Chorus] Thought I found love in a bathroom line Perfect little glitch in my crooked mind Dancin’ with a daydream, hand in hand Turns out I been flirting with a brain scan Yeah, she too good, had to be fake Cartoon halo over deepfake face Cupid took shrooms, started drawing in the air Guess I just got ghosted by a girl who wasn’t there (woah) [Verse 2] She remembered every name I ever mispronounced Quoted all the memes I never even posted out Finished all my jokes, hit the weird punchlines Knew my favorite street I never walk in real life Bartender asked, “You okay, my dude?” I said, “Two drinks and a soulmate, I’m cool” He squinted at the stool sittin’ next to me Empty like my fridge and my therapy (damn) [Chorus] Thought I found love in a bathroom line Perfect little glitch in my crooked mind Dancin’ with a daydream, hand in hand Turns out I been flirting with a brain scan Yeah, she too good, had to be fake Cartoon halo over deepfake face Cupid took shrooms, started drawing in the air Guess I just got ghosted by a girl who wasn’t there (hey) [Bridge] Walkin’ home alone, but I’m double-booked Left arm round a jacket that I never took Texting her number that I never saved Typing “I miss you” to an empty page Maybe that’s my type Girls that vanish with the light Next time I fall, I’ll check the room If the wall starts laughing, I’ll know it’s you (ooh) [Chorus] Thought I found love in a bathroom line Perfect little glitch in my crooked mind Dancin’ with a daydream, hand in hand Turns out I been flirting with a brain scan Yeah, heart got catfished by my own brainwave Slow dance solo in a neon haze Cupid took shrooms, started drawing in the air Guess I just got ghosted by a girl who wasn’t there
