[Verse 1] Watch this cat, it's on a Roomba, dancing, Underwater pianos, aren't they just enchanting? Here's a line from Einstein, *E=mc²*, Drop a beat behind it, watch them stop and stare. [Pre-Chorus] Je t'aime, so chic, a whisper in the breeze, *La dolce vita*, sweet life, oh won't you please? Add a viral dance, maybe the floss or twerk, Pack it all in one song, let the madness work. [Chorus] Are you not entertained? With every meme and game I've played? From TikTok dances to science stances, I'm the jester in your court of glances. Are you not entertained? Watch as culture and chaos are chained. Throw in a *baguette*, some *spaghetti*, set, This maximalist meme banquet. [Verse 2] Sing a song in Simlish, gibberish reigns king, Then a riff on Schrödinger—cat's alive and zing! Quote some Dante in Italian, *l'amor che move il sole*, Mash it up with physics, watch the control unroll. [Bridge] A flash of Latin, maybe *carpe diem* delights, Then pivot to a meme, *This is fine* ignites. Blend it in a verse, make it pop, make it snappy, In this internet age, oh, let's make everyone happy! [Chorus] Are you not entertained? With every meme and game I've played? From TikTok dances to science stances, I'm the jester in your court of glances. Are you not entertained? Watch as culture and chaos are chained. Throw in a *baguette*, some *spaghetti*, set, This maximalist meme banquet. [Outro] So here’s to the net, where the odd and the quirky reign, In a world of swift scrolls, let's entertain the brain. With a symphony of memes, a cacophony so bright, May this pandemonium of pixels light up your night. [Echoes fade] Are you not entertained? In this circus of the new and arcane. Where memes are the kings, and the jesters sing, Are you not entertained?
