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What's the Point of the Chin?

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Which came first? The pi... Or the pie? ... More importantly... What's the point of the chin anyway? What's the point of the chin? Does anybody know? It just hangs around Where your face lets go Maybe it's decoration Maybe it's engineering Maybe we've all accepted Something really weird Turn your chin into a ruler Turn your chin into a calculator Do the Pythagorean Theorem Without using your hands Measure triangles Estimate angles Geometry is easier When your face is helping Wait... Can it do algebra? Probably not. Can it do geometry? Absolutely. Chin! Chin! Everybody needs a chin! Measure once Measure twice Now you're calculating sin! Chin! Chin! Everybody sing! The most overqualified Part of everything! Put a crown On your chin No... On the tooth Near your chin Technically That still counts Technically... Everything counts That's not a jawline That's a line A perfectly straight line Actually... The intersection Of two lines And an angle Right angles Perpendicular Math! Line Line Line Angle Angle Math Math Math Chin! Chin! Everybody needs a chin! Measure mountains Measure pizzas Measure where the jokes begin! Chin! Chin! Everybody grin! Nothing here was planned And that's why we all win! Question answered? ... Not even close.