[Intro - Spoken, low paranoid whisper, bass only] You see that guy? Mister quote unquote “wellness”? …I heard he’s a communist. [Verse 1 - Male, mellow pimp talk, laid back, spare] Vice President of Vibez… but vibes of what, baby?? You got problems… he picks up Pinko hotline, baby [Chorus - Female, explosive high belting wail, horns blast, full band erupts] BOLSHEVIK BLUE! Whatcha gonna do! THE CULTURE COMRADE IS COMING FOR YOU! BOLSHEVIK BLUUUUUE! [Drop - sparse, just bass and clavinet] [Verse 2 - Male, mellow pimp talk, even more laid back] Knocks on doors… every other year Might get shot… says fuck it, I’m here Culture Tzar… mouth that won’t quit. Minister of Moxie, Melodramatic morality, [music stops] Stress Ball Strangulation, and over-alliteration …that’s it. [music kicks back in] [Chorus - Female, bigger, sexier, horns smooth then punch] BOLSHEVIK BLUE! Whatcha gonna do! THE COMRADE OF CULTURE IS COMING FOR YOU! BOLSHEVIK BLUUUUUE! [Breakdown - drums and bass only, nasty groove, let it cook] [Bridge - Female, slow seductive growl building to wail] Cross the line… That’s how he survives… Pinko… commie… And he sleeps… just… FINE! [Chorus - Female, full blast, horns punching, nastiest groove] BOLSHEVIK BLUE! WHATCHA GONNA DO! COMRADE CULTURE’S COMING FOR YOU! BOLSHEVIK BLUUUUUUUUUE! UE! [Organ solo - Hammond B3 with rotary Leslie speaker, fiery extended solo, straight from church, taking the band to another level] [Second breakdown - call and response, acapella over hand claps, starts quietly] [Woman] [Organ solo - Hammond B3 with rotary Leslie speaker, fiery extended solo, straight from church, taking the band to another level] [Second breakdown - call and response, acapella over hand claps, starts quietly] [Woman] Healthcare left me in the red [Group chant - whisper] Bowl-shee Blue. Bowl-shee Blue. [Man] There ain’t no teeth up in my head [Group chant] Bowl-shee Blue. Bowl-shee Blue. [Other woman] Guns and ICE out on the block [Group chant] Bowl-shee Blue. Bowl-shee Blue. [Several women] ’Cause Trump he got that baby cock! [Man] They drop them bombs on fishing boats [Man] Knock Stars out there for the votes [Woman] Gaza turned to ash and sand [Woman] And I’m still workin’ for the man!! [Huge drum fill, giant swell, band kicks into final chorus - full horns, string section, and GOSPEL CHOIR] [Final Chorus - Full band, horns, strings, everything] BOLSHEVIK BLUE! WHATCHA GONNA DO! COMRADE CULTURE’S OUT FOR YOU! BOLSHEVIK BLUUUUUUUUUE! HOW CAN YOU HEAR ME WHEN ALL YOU HEAR IS YOU?! [Outro - Male, spoken, quiet, just bass] This is HR. Be appropriate. …Do as I say. Bow
