StrikeWriter - Primordial Man (Original)

Primordial man, I'm primordial man Primordial man, I'm primordial man I'm primordial man, stepping from the ooze I'm coming at you raw with this primordial groove I'm a multi-cell creature, I'm done squirming around My vertebrae sways to this primordial sound I'm talking sticks and stones and the shaking of trees The rapping and the tapping and the slapping of knees A billion years ago, we really had it popping On evolution's trail, we're never stopping Primordial man, I'm primordial man I'm walking tall with a biological plan Primordial man, I'm primordial man Two steps a-clapping, it's the dawn of stone man Yes, I'm primordial man, made from carbon and water Got a developing brain of the highest order Watch as I shake off the muck of the swamp This Neanderthal's jiving to a thumping good romp I'm talking Stonehenge, the pyramids of Giza Before the Mayan temples and the clubs of Ibiza Across the Serengeti, we're making moves To the clacking of sticks and the thumping of hooves Primordial man, I'm primordial man Complex organism with the DNA strand Primordial man, I'm primordial man Two steps a-clapping from here to Cheyenne From rodent to reptile, to human erectus Two-stepping and clapping, got a new prospect I'm primordial man, I'm primordial man A backbone and toes, traps, tools, and a plan Oh, I'm primordial man, I'm dodging extinction Always on the go, can't stop this evolution From the forest to the cave to the cityscape Not a lizard, not a bird, not even an ape Yes, I'm laying down tracks with my sticks and stones I like the rat-a-tat and the clacking of bones The primordial ladies think my jig is hot I holler at the women from my very big rock A million years ago, we had a real good time Putting miles on these bipeds, yeah, man in his prime Primordial man, I'm primordial man Yes, it was good to be primordial man Now I like fancy trinkets and the halftime show Rat-a-tat-ing on a keyboard, getting lazy and slow It's evolution, baby, hey, now you know It's evolution, baby, hey, now you know Primordial man, I'm primordial man Oh, it was good to be primordial man Primordial man Good to be primordial man