[heavy guitar intro] [Verse] I spend a lot of time on the package that you see The girls can't get enough even though I'm never me I workout for the pump to show off all my tone I spend most of my dates just texting on my phone [Bridge] I watch every movie to see the latest star. I buy all the same clothes to showoff at the bar. You'd think I'd know by now just what a man should be. I'd rather be that guy that everyone can see. [Chorus] I'm just a poser I like to show my pecs I'm just a poser My ass can't cash those cheques I'm just another copy I'm just another shell A two dimension symbol of a culture gone to hell [Verse] If my friends are threatened I'll stand between the fun Close enough to look good but far enough to run If I want you in my life I'll listen to your goals I'll soak up all your interests and fill the best-friend role [Bridge] I have opinions about just everything. I'll love your hobbies and be your only king. I'd have thought by now that I'm a joke you'd see. I guess you'd rather want the guy that no one wants to be. [Chorus] I'm just a poser I like to show my pecs I'm just a poser My ass can't cash those cheques I'm just another faker someone whos not that well A two dimension idol of a childhood gone to hell [Chorus] I'm just a poser I want to be the man I'm just a poser I know I never can I'm just another faker I'm really not that well A two dimension symbol of a life thats gone to hell [long outro and end] [outro] [fade out] [end] [long outro and end] [Chorus - heavy guitar] I'm just a poser I want to be the man I'm just a poser I know I never can I'm just another faker I'm really not that well A two dimension symbol of a life thats gone to hell [long outro and end] [bring back full music then end] [short outro] [fade out] [song end]
