Verse 1 I was waitin' at the bus stop on an ordinary day, Just scrollin' on my phone while the time drifted away. Then outta nowhere, a random guy appeared, Walked right up and grabbed my throat, thinkin' I'd be scared. Pre-Chorus He thought I'd panic, thought I'd freeze, thought I'd beg him to stop, Thought he'd look like the tough guy standin' at the bus stop. But little did he know, he had completely misread me, So I looked him in the eye and said it casually... Chorus "Harder daddy!" and the whole world seemed to pause, That was not the reaction he expected because... He let go so fast you'd think his hand was on fire, Turned around and started runnin' like a man who'd just retired. "Harder daddy!" echoed through the air, Suddenly the tough guy wasn't standin' there. He came lookin' for a fight, but he ran away instead, While the people at the bus stop laughed their heads off dead. 🤣 Verse 2 He was halfway down the street before I knew what happened, Like his brain had hit a wall and his confidence got flattened. The crowd was lookin' shocked, then the laughter started growin', And the faster that he ran, the harder they were howlin'. Pre-Chorus One girl started laughin', said, "Wait, are you for real?" I said, "Yeah, that's kinda how I feel." 😅 Now everybody's crackin' up while he's disappearin' fast, And I knew that random moment was a story built to last. Chorus "Harder daddy!" and the whole world seemed to pause, That was not the reaction he expected because... He let go so fast you'd think his hand was on fire, Turned around and started runnin' like a man who'd just retired. "Harder daddy!" echoed through the air, Suddenly the tough guy wasn't standin' there. He came lookin' for a fight, but he ran away instead, While the people at the bus stop laughed their heads off dead. Bridge No punches, no drama, no action movie scene, Just the weirdest bus stop moment anybody's ever seen. He thought he'd found a victim, thought he'd make somebody shake, But one sentence made him question every choice he'd ever made. 🤣 Final Chorus "Harder daddy!" and the legend was complete, The fastest retreat that anybody's ever seen on a street. He walked up outta nowhere, grabbed my throat with all his might, Then ran away embarrassed before he even got a fight. The whole crowd was laughing as he vanished from the view, And the bus finally arrived like it had front-row seats too. I got on and took my seat, still smilin' all the way, 'Cause that random guy became the funniest part of my day. 🎵😂🚌💨
