Trade Wars and Tariff Tantrums: Trudeau vs. Trump in the Battle of Dumb Decisions (Beat drops, hard-hitting boom-bap, gritty bassline thumping…) [Verse 1] Yo, Trudeau snapped, said “This ain’t right,” Trump threw tariffs, now it’s on sight! 25%? Man, what a joke, Now the Dow Jones chokin’, markets goin’ broke. Canada clappin’ back, ain’t no peace, $155 bil’ hit the U.S. streets. 30 up front, rest in the chamber, Trade war flames, yeah, feel that anger. [Hook] Dumb moves, bad news, now the game’s on, Stocks fall, big brawls, this gon’ last long! Trudeau spittin’ facts, Trump playin’ checkers, Economy crashin’ like broken records! [Verse 2] Trudeau said, “Yo, let me talk to the folks,” “Your Prez playin’ y’all, now you goin’ broke!” “Groceries up, gas gon’ rise,” “Jobs on the line while he flexin’ lies!” “Donald, my guy, we made big moves,” “But even WSJ say you got no clue!” “Fighting your friends? That’s straight insane,” “Now America bleedin’, who’s to blame?” [Bridge] This ain’t no beef, but Canada’s ready, Trudeau holdin’ steady while the U.S. sweaty. No cap, this is wild, no escape hatch, Trump lit the match, now watch it catch! [Outro] So buckle up, ‘cause the ride gets rough, The trade war’s real and the stakes too tough. America playin’, but the price too steep, Now we watch and see how the people eat. (Beat fades out, sound of stock market tickers crashing… mic drop.)
