[Verse 1] i like the way you think not looking at your body i like your intelligence don't want you for your body i'm totally different than all of those other guys i'm an intellectual, a smart individual and absolutely not interested in s_x [Pre-Chorus 1] have i already told you what a nice guy i am? and i am such a beast in bed i hope you'll get to experience it soon [Chorus] (wait, wait, wait, wait) where are you going? i'm not finished (wait, wait, wait, wait) it was just a joke, i'm not into s_x (wait, wait, wait, wait) i'm totally super duper different (wait, wait, wait, wait) please, give me a second chance [Verse 2] i like the way you think not looking at your huge round butt i like your intelligence and i'm not just some macho f_ck i'm totally different i'd treat you like the princess you are i'm an intellectual, not someone predictable and absolutely not interested in s_x [Pre-Chorus 2] i am so, so, so, so glad that i have met you 'cause you are now my angel please tell me, do you use toys, m'lady? [Chorus] (wait, wait, wait, wait) where are you going? i'm not finished (wait, wait, wait, wait) it was just a joke, please oh please (wait, wait, wait, wait) i'm totally super duper different (so wait, wait, wait, wait) please, give me a third chance [Bridge] i want to marry you i know, we've just met, online but i want to be with you for the rest of my life [Outro] wait, what do you mean? you already have a boyfriend? i thought you'd be different but apparently you spread your legs for everyone i didn't want you anyway because you’re just some ugly b_tch i wish you and your f_ckboy a car accident
