[Verse 1] We’ve been a couple all these years (since two-thousand-eight, so crystal clear...) When at last we planned to wed (I’d finished the ideas for the gifts...) But fate decreed to lock all the world In a global pandemic’s sway (what a bummer!) [Verse 2] After two years, with our black kitty in tow We said “I do,” let our deep love show We claimed a house with its garden so grand And after summer rain kissed the land Along came our whirlwind of joy and delight [Chorus] A baby tornado Who only poop and pee He knows no sense or reason Yet handles life with bossy act He drives us all insane But truly, can’t you see? We love him all the same! [Verse 3] Now he’s almost big and standing tall Yet recall when he was round and small? “Google” was his first, weirdest word we heard Then I thought, “Hey!” A year has passed since his last potty cheer Yet nappies stay on, not so perfectly clear! (what the heck!) [Verse 4] Now I can’t recall how life once felt When he wasn’t here to make hearts melt We roamed afar with maps in hand Some chased by deer in Nara’s land Spent hours in arcades and karaoke Long, dreamy naps no stop Perhaps those days won’t come back again! [Chorus] A baby tornado Who only poop and pee He knows no sense or reason Yet handles life with bossy act He drives us all insane But truly, can’t you see? We love him all the same! We love him all the same! [Bridge/Final Chorus] A baby tornado Who still only poop and pee One day he’ll outsmart both of us No more bossing act We’ll tease him when we’re old and gray Still hope that, through it all, Our love won’t fade away!
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