[Verse 1] Think I’ll write me a stupid song Maybe you’ll listen and sing along I’ll try to find the daftest line Just to make sure that it will rhyme I’ll tell my friends I got ten thousand views For a little ditty called the “Suno Blues” [Chorus] The Suno Blues are coming your way Just compose a song every day It takes ten minutes and with a bit of luck You’ll have a hit record that’s as cool as fuck The Suno Blues, yeah, the Suno Blues Give me a million views and I’ll buy some new shoes [Verse 2] I wrote one song about a girl Another one about the whole wide world One about a dog and one about the rain Then I wrote the same bloody song again I changed the words and I changed the tune Pressed “Create” and waited in my room Then up it came, and what did I see? Three bloody views — and two were me! [Chorus] The Suno Blues are coming your way Just compose a song every day It takes ten minutes and with a bit of luck You’ll have a hit record that’s as cool as fuck The Suno Blues, yeah, the Suno Blues Keep pressing “Create” till you’ve nothing to lose [Verse 3] I typed in “summer hit” and “anthem” too “Make it go viral” — that ought to do I asked for a choir, I got thirty-four Then one started singing like it had never sung before I wanted a guitar, I got a kazoo It gave me a banjo and a haunted kazoo! The chorus disappeared, the drums came in late But I called it a masterpiece — just you wait! [Chorus] The Suno Blues are coming your way Just compose a song every day It takes ten minutes and with a bit of luck You’ll have a hit record that’s as cool as fuck The Suno Blues, yeah, the Suno Blues One more little prompt and I’ll be on the news [Verse 4] I made a thumbnail, I made it look great Put “OFFICIAL” on it — now I just wait I checked it at breakfast, I checked it at noon I checked it again to the sound of a tune One hundred views! I nearly fell down I changed the thumbnail — look at me! Then checked it again about twenty times Still one hundred views — but I’m calling that fine! [Bridge – Call and Response] [Spoken] Have I got a hit? [Backing Vocals] YOU’VE GOT A HIT! [Spoken] How many views? [Backing Vocals] THREE! [Spoken] Three? [Backing Vocals] THREE! [Spoken] And how many were me? [Backing Vocals] TWO! [All] THREE BLOODY VIEWS — AND TWO WERE ME! [Spoken] One more song? [Backing Vocals] ONE MORE SONG! [Spoken] One more prompt? [Backing Vocals] ONE MORE PROMPT! [All] ONE MORE HIT AND WE’LL ALL BE RICH! [Verse 5] I downloaded one and I thought I was done But five minutes later I started another one I said to myself, “This one’s gonna fly” Then stared at the numbers as the minutes went by I got ten new followers — what a surprise! I nearly put fireworks up in the skies But tomorrow I know what I’m gonna do Write another bloody song about the Suno Blues! [Final Chorus] The Suno Blues are coming your way Just compose a song every day It takes ten minutes and with a bit of luck You’ll have a hit record that’s as cool as fuck The Suno Blues, yeah, the Suno Blues If nobody listens, I’ve got nothing to lose The Suno Blues, yeah, the Suno Blues Keep pressing “Create” till your fingers turn blue The Suno Blues, yeah, the Suno Blues One day I’ll be famous — just wait for the news! [Outro] Suno Blues… Suno Blues… One more song… One more tune… One more prompt… And I’ll be famous soon! [Spoken] Probably. [Big guitar riff and laughter] SUNO BLUES!
