Crooked Birthday Massacre

Intro: (hahaha) Ha ha, happy bad day! Tiny bells bend the wrong way. Verse 1: Cut the cake in crooked lines Paper crowns with plastic knives Smile too hard, the room goes thin Pull the string, let panic in Little voices miss the note Sugar smoke inside my throat Blink and all the colors tilt Birthday joy with bad blood built Pre-Chorus: Count one, two, break it Count one, two, fake it Hands up, grin strange Same game, derange Chorus: Happy, happy, bite the light Party horn scream through the night Laugh it off till teeth show red Dance like wires inside your head Happy, happy, wrong way round Stomp the floor into the ground Candles spit and speakers grin Let the bad birthday begin! Post-Chorus: (hahaha) Ha ha ha! Make it cute, then break it Pretty little panic Ha ha ha! Verse 2: Gift wrap tears in silver strips Static glitter on the lips March in circles, kiss the mess Dead eyes in a party dress Choir of dolls goes sharp then flat Throw the ribbon, welcome that Every grin a twisted blade Keep the wish already frayed Happy, happy, bite the light Party horn scream through the night Laugh it off till teeth show red Dance like wires inside your head Happy, happy, wrong way round Stomp the floor into the ground Candles spit and speakers grin Let the bad birthday begin! (hahaha) Bad birthday begin Bad birthday begin Ha ha ha ha... Again... Again... Again...