[Intro – Spoken] Whoa! Take a look! You won’t believe what I just did… And I did it ALL by myself! This might be The greatest thing I’ve ever done! [Chorus] I’m a Potty Rockstar! Yeah, a Potty Rockstar! Got my aim on lock — Hit the target spot! No yellow on the floor, No splatter anymore — It’s all inside! That’s right — all inside! [Verse 1] Now you might be wonderin’ Why I’m so proud, Why I’m shoutin’ this victory Out loud — Name’s Cross-Eyed Jim, Yeah that’s me, Forty long years Of bad trajectory. Couldn’t hit a barn From two feet away, But today, my friends… Was a different day. [Chorus] I’m a Potty Rockstar! Yeah, a Potty Rockstar! Got precision control, Straight into the bowl! No yellow on the tile, Haven’t missed in a while — It’s all inside! That’s right — all inside! [Bridge – Dramatic] Forty years of trial and pain… Cleaning floors in pouring rain… But destiny called — I stood up tall — And conquered porcelain glory! [Final Chorus – Bigger] I’m a Potty Rockstar! Yes indeed! Master of the porcelain speed! All by myself — Didn’t need no help! Every single drop Hit the spot — It’s all inside! All inside! [Outro – Spoken Shout] Cross-Eyed Jim… Has entered the chat. YEAH!
