[Intro] Tick-tock... Just one drink. That's all. [Verse 1] I only came for one drink, I wasn't planning to stay. I had an early morning, I had things to do today. The band was playing something, The bass was feeling good, Somebody said, “Come on, man,” So naturally I stood. [Pre-Chorus] I checked the clock— Still plenty of time. I checked my glass— Well... this one's mine. [Chorus] One more drink, one more round, One more song before I head out of town. One more minute, one more beat, Then I'm definitely back on my feet. I know my limits, I know the score, I said that once... maybe twice before. One more drink, then I'm going home— That's what I said when I walked through the door. [Verse 2] Somebody moved the furniture, The floor became a stage. The clock was getting faster, Or maybe I had aged. My jacket found a stranger, My phone had disappeared, I found it in the punch bowl— Which seemed completely weird. [Pre-Chorus] I checked the clock— It winked at me. I checked my glass— It disagreed. [Chorus] One more drink, one more round, One more song before I shut this down. One more minute, one more beat, Then I'm definitely back on my feet. I know my limits, I know the score, I said that once... maybe twice before. One more drink, then I'm going home— That's what I said when I walked through the door. [Verse 3] Now someone's on the table, The lampshade's on the floor. There's a vampire in the kitchen Who's asking for some more. The bass is getting faster, The drummer's lost his shirt, I'm dancing with a garden gnome— And somehow that's not the worst. [Pre-Chorus] I checked the clock— It said half past three. I checked my glass— It looked like me. [Chorus] One more drink, one more round, ONE MORE SONG AND THEN I'M SHUTTING DOWN! One more minute, one more beat, Why is the ceiling moving underneath my feet? I know my limits, I know the score, I'm absolutely certain— ...What was I certain for? [Bridge] Tick! Tick! Tick-tick-tick-tick! WHO BROKE THE CLOCK?! [Instrumental Break] [Gliding guitar solo] [Chrono-funk bass continues underneath] [Drums gradually accelerate] [Party noises and shouted vocals build] [Final Verse] The sun is coming through the window, Someone's sweeping up the floor. The vampire's wearing sunglasses, And I can't find my door. My phone says seven messages, My shoes are soaking wet, Somebody says, “Great party!” I say, “Yeah... what's next?” [Final Chorus] One more drink, one more round, One more story nobody wrote down. One more minute, one more beat, One more questionable decision on repeat. I know my limits— I know them well. I knew them last night— I think I knew them... HELL! [Chaos Outro] Tick-tick-tick-tick— DON'T STOP! One more! One more! ONE MORE! [Band crashes] [Clock tick] ...I only came for one drink.
