Boomer Tech

[Verse 1] Monitors unplugged, cables on the floor Mouse sits silent, clicking "nevermore" “What does this do?” they ask for the hundredth time I point and explain, ignorance is a crime Forgotten passwords are just the start My patience begins to come apart I offer to fix things, to make it right They say “Maybe next time…” a useless fight... [Chorus] Boomer Tech! (Boomer Tech!) Turning it on and off again Boomer Tech! (Boomer Tech!) They never remember when Boomer Tech! (Boomer Tech!) Will they ever get it? Probably not… probably not… probably not... [Verse 2] I will say it now and get it off my chest Boomers are bad at tech, way worse than the rest One click, one link, complete stranger on the line Give them everything — passwords, accounts, every dime Millions to scammers, smiling on the phone Trusting voices they’ve never known Bank details flowing like a stream As I watch the nightmare in a high-def dream [Chorus] Boomer Tech! (Boomer Tech!) Turning it on and off again Boomer Tech! (Boomer Tech!) They never remember when Boomer Tech! (Boomer Tech!) Will they ever get it? Probably not… probably not… [Bridge] The power button waits… The screen stays dark… I reboot my patience… It's gonna leave a mark... [Final Chorus] Boomer Tech! Boomer Tech! On and off, on and off again Boomer Tech! Boomer Tech! They click, they trust, I lose my Zen Boomer Tech! Boomer Tech! Will they ever understand? No… no… no… [Outro] Probably not… Probably not… Boomer Tech… © Chrome Station 2026 All Rights Reserved