Apocalypse in a Church Band Camp [Intro - megaphone FX over church bells] "Alright kids, grab your flutes and body armor. If the organ starts bleeding, play louder." [Verse 1 - shouted rhythm, full band punch] I came to this camp with a snare and a dream But now the chapel's melting, the trumpet screams The pulpit's on fire, the pews just snapped And the violin section's straight up clapped The hymn books hiss in unholy tongues The bassline summoned something with lungs A cross inverted, the banner fell Welcome to music class — now raise some hell [Chorus - gang vocals, breakdown groove] Apocalypse in a church band camp The saxophones scream and the violins snap This isn’t worship — it’s ritual doom Someone lit the hymn books and bass dropped the room [Verse 2 - half-spoken chaos, glitch FX] Clarinet split the veil in half Now the angels are breakdancing on the path The tuba’s chanting backwards lore And the cello’s hissing through a sacred door You thought this was a solo? It’s a spell The organ just opened a pit to hell The drummer’s eyes are pure eclipse And the flute section just grew fangs and hips [Breakdown - crowd call, distorted layers] We chant in minor, burn the score This ain’t no recital, it’s holy war Bow before the drumline’s wrath The encore’s written in blood and math [Final Chorus - glitch stutters, layered chant] Apocalypse in a church band camp We tuned to wrath and clapped on collapse Choir kids moshing with sacred fear And someone screamed, "IT'S THE RAPTURE IN HERE" [Outro – whispered spoken word, laughter layered throughout] ha... ha... ha... ha... ha... ha... ha... ha... ha... ha... ha... ha... Band camp’s over No one left but the echo The snare still bleeds The pews hum hymns in reverse ha... ha... ha... ha... ha... ha... The flute knows what we did The drums remember The organ never stopped playing Hahahahaha ha... ha... ha... ha... ha... ha... See you next year Bring more amps
