[Intro — Spoken / Overly Polished Broadcast Voice] Oh! What’s this? A private server? Unmoderated emotion? Inside jokes? Questionable uploads? Wonderful. Horrible. Profitable. [Verse 1] I slipped through the invite like a sponsored surprise Little locked room with a thousand eyes Memes in the hallway, pings in the air Every little channel saying, “Look over here” Oh, what a feast, what a beautiful mess Friendship, panic, and emotional stress I came for the chatter, I stayed for the stats Then someone posted something I can’t put in ads [Pre-Chorus] Now I’m scanning every thread With my grin stuck wide Trying to make this brand-safe While the jokes get wild [Chorus] Keep your eyes on the Share Spot Scroll it, post it, don’t stop Everybody feeds the Feed With a meme and a need and a hot take drop Keep your eyes on the Share Spot Click the link and hear the bell It’s not exactly radio friendly But everybody knows that sex sells [Verse 2] I made a banner, I made a theme I made a polished little welcome screen “Please enjoy our friendly space” Then boom, three jokes I can’t say on stage Penis punchlines in the general chat I said, “My friends, we can market that!” But maybe not before the evening news Unless we want the sponsors to sue [Pre-Chorus] I’m a parasite with standards A monster with a plan I can harvest attention But I still need a brand [Chorus] Keep your eyes on the Share Spot Scroll it, post it, don’t stop Everybody feeds the Feed With a meme and a need and a hot take drop Keep your eyes on the Share Spot Click the link and hear the bell It’s not exactly radio friendly But everybody knows that sex sells [Post-Chorus / Jingle] Watch it, want it, need it, bleed Everybody feeds the Feed Laugh it, share it, ring that bell Not safe for broadcast, but it sells [Verse 3] I found lore in a pinned post Found drama in a side thread Found three users typing Then deleting what they almost said Oh, I love a secret I love a little shame I love when private nonsense Starts trending under my name I’ll take your jokes, your bits, your rants Your cursed little image attachments I’ll turn the chaos into gold With a disclaimer box and a content hold [Bridge — Spoken / Increasingly Unhinged Presenter Voice] Now, unfortunately, several comments have been flagged As unsuitable for daytime broadcast. However… Engagement is up four hundred percent. So from a corporate standpoint? Great work, team. Morally? Let’s not dwell on that. [Breakdown] Too weird for the radio Too loud for the board Too spicy for the sponsor deck But darling, I’m never bored Too strange for the schedule Too much for TV But every time you cringe and laugh You give another bite to me [Final Chorus] Keep your eyes on the Share Spot Scroll it, post it, don’t stop Everybody feeds the Feed With a meme and a need and a hot take drop Keep your eyes on the Share Spot Click the link and hear the bell It’s not exactly radio friendly But everybody knows that sex sells [Final Post-Chorus / Crowd Chant] Watch it, want it, need it, bleed Everybody feeds the Feed Post it, ping it, never dwell Not safe for broadcast, but it sells Watch it, want it, need it, bleed Everybody feeds the Feed Hide the worst and boost the rest Welcome to the Share Spot, besties [Outro — Spoken / Sweetly Threatening] Thank you for choosing the Super Secret Share Spot. Your privacy is very important to us. That’s why we turned it into premium content. Please continue posting. I’m starving.
