Tarz the Psychologist Cat

[Verse 1] Tarz on the armchair Tiny round glasses Lopsided stare Yellow legal pad by his paw Jots down every human flaw You talk about “just feeling fine” He stares through the practiced line One ear twitch Tail starts to sway Giving all your tells away [Chorus] Tarz the psychologist cat With a tail that Freudian slips like that Every flick says “you’re not okay” Every swish calls your secrets by name Tarz the psychologist cat Reads your heart from the way you scratch You say “it’s nothing” while he sits still But his tail says “tell me what you really feel” [Verse 2] You say you’re “over your ex” He kneads the cushion Side-eye checks Purrs when you mention their name Yeah He’s clocking that hidden flame You laugh off the late night calls He yawns Then stares at the wall Tail curls when you fake a grin He’s writing “fear of being seen” [Chorus] Tarz the psychologist cat With a tail that Freudian slips like that Every flick says “you’re not okay” Every swish calls your secrets by name Tarz the psychologist cat Reads your heart from the way you scratch You say “it’s nothing” while he sits still But his tail says “tell me what you really feel” [Bridge] [Soft Sparse piano only] You ask “So… am I alright?” He blinks once Slow as the night Then that tail draws lazy loops Spelling “maybe” in the room (oh) [Chorus] Tarz the psychologist cat With a tail that Freudian slips like that Every doubt that you try to hide Shows up in the curve of his silent reply Tarz the psychologist cat Tiny couch Big mirror back You think you’re the one bringing him treats But he’s the one setting you free