Mission: Muenster – The Red Melt [NDC] #Lactopia

© 2025 Irrelin. All rights reserved https://suno.com/@irrelin Nordic Discord Challange Genre: Eurovision Theme: Own Choice "Welcome to Lactopia – a proud micronation nestled between the Alpine fog and bureaucratic denial. Once ruled by the tyrannical Monsieur Brie, Lactopia rose up in a cheese-fueled revolution that captured Europe’s imagination — and clogged its arteries. This year, they’re not just reclaiming dairy pride… they’re exporting it to the stars. Representing Lactopia, here is Irrelin with Mission: Muenster – The Red Melt." --- We launched at dawn from Dairy Base Three A thousand wheels of prophecy Beatrice stood tall, her brie suit gold A legend churned from myths of old She kissed the flag, then primed the brie A payload set for Martian peace But signals spiked, and curdled clear— "No lactose lifeforms welcome here" Still she said, with foamed-up pride “They fear the melt—so let it ride!” Cheese to Mars! We brie-yond regret We melt, we mold, we don’t forget No vegan void can dim our flame— We launch, we land, we claim… in cheese’s name! A crimson plain, so dry, so bleak Where tofu towers dared to speak The Soypriests hissed, “Your reign is done!” But Beatrice reached for her fondunator gun She didn’t shoot—she played a note A chord of gouda, sharp and remote The Martians flinched, then sang along Their rage dissolved in dairy song In vacuum truth, all melts the same What’s conquest but a warmer name? She dropped her wheel, her mission paused And whispered, “Curds before applause” Cheese! No wheel too wild, no rind too scarred We came, we churned, we laid our claim— But chose to leave in cheese’s name! Claim it, name it, melt it! CHEESE TO MARS! CHEESE TO MARS! Still turning, still burning... Cheese... to... Mars!