[Verse 1] Opened the book like a fucking fool Thought this shit would be easy, casual, cool Crowds of clowns, beach balls, dogs on leashes Ice cream melting, people doing random speeches Red and white stripes, that dumb little hat I’ve been staring so hard my eyes went flat [Pre-Chorus] Is that him by the hot dog stand? No, just some guy with a mustard hand Is that him near the marching band? No, just a stripey towel on the sand [Chorus] Where the fuck is Waldo? With that smug grin You aint gunna win Where the fuck is Waldo? Red and white Hiding in plain sight Where the fuck is Waldo? I know you're here! [Verse 2] Turned the page to the carnival scene Ferris wheel spinning, cotton candy machine People juggling, babies crying, clowns on fire Still can’t find that striped little liar I flipped it upside down, held it to the light Even checked behind the goddamn kite [Pre-Chorus] Is that him on the rollercoaster? No, just a dude who looks like a toaster Is that him next to the strongman? No, just a shirt that almost tricked me, goddamn [Chorus] Where the fuck is Waldo? With that smug grin You aint gunna win Where the fuck is Waldo? Red and white Hiding in plain sight Where the fuck is Waldo? I know you're here! [Bridge] I zoomed in with my phone I used a magnifying glass I asked my friends for help They all just laughed and passed I’ve lost the plot, I’ve lost my mind I’ve lost the will to be kind Just tell me where the little shit is hiding I’m one more page from full-on fighting [Final Chorus] Where the fuck is Waldo? With that smug grin You aint gunna win Where the fuck is Waldo? Red and white Hiding in plain sight Where the fuck is Waldo? I know you're here! [Outro]
