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[WiP]Pop the Question

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[intro] [beat begins] [hook] [man: spoken]Oh brother, the way that she was dressed? She was asking for it. [man: spoken]Oh man, the way that she was bent? She was asking for it. [man: spoken]Oh son, the way she had her breasts? She was asking for it. [woman:spoken]Oh daddy, the way that I lament? I was asking for it. [beat cuts out] [pause] [woman:spoken, emotionally deadpan and flat] Asking for it to stop. [pause] [beat back in] [hook ends] [verse: rapped, male vocal, quiet and deliberate, judgmental but not bombastic] In a scene I might be mean, and obscenely demean her But I treat her a like a queen, you treat your wife like a cleaner The value of transaction guiding all of your actions You need to not be reading all those issues of Maxim And find someone with whom you share a mutual attraction Now I’m not talking physical - Stop thinking so visible If you a driver then you need to find a willing dirigible If you passive you may benefit from somebody physical Love and respect each other then you won’t be as miserable You call me perverted cos I slice her with a knife That’s consensual edge play, suggested by my wife Not like the time your soccer team lost a goal So you drank too many Stellas and went in the wrong hole She complaining but you call her moany “just a few strokes more Babe, it’s only at the start it might feel sore” Tell yourself she loves it cos they all do, the whores! Now, just to be clear, even though you’re on the beers, And you put a ring. On it and you’ve known her for years If she didn’t say yes it’s rape, this much is crystalline clear Though if she actively wanted it you probably wouldn’t go near her. [hook] [man: spoken]Oh brother, the way that she was dressed? She was asking for it. [man: spoken]Oh man, the way that she was bent? She was asking for it. [man: spoken]Oh son, the way she had her breasts? She was asking for it. [woman:spoken]Oh daddy, the way that I lament? I was asking for it. [beat cuts out] [pause] [woman:spoken, emotionally deadpan and flat] Asking for it to stop. [pause] [beat back in] [hook ends] [verse: rapped, female vocal, quiet and deliberate, tired] It’s me, Malady, feminine analogy Only enjoy sodomy when it’s voluntary No I don’t have a headache and no I’m not really tired But you’re demanding attention and boy I’m watching The Wire! Kitty cat ain’t on tap, there’s a question for that And I’ll be sure to let you know if I desire to be slapped But otherwise you keep your hands to yourself, buckle the belt Be a gentleman who ladies might find sexy as well Because the mental one you now better belong in a cell Hanging out with your own kind - the crew that you gel with It’s the taters from Romania they got in your brain And now you thinking all the women wanna make you insane But it’s the grifters that have shifted you and made you reframe Your good opinion of women and now its them that you blame Don’t like to use the word incel - it doesn’t help But it’s up to all you dudes to get yourself off the shelf Clean up the mess shave the neck beard, get off the internet Go pursue enthusiastic consent, then get her wet [hook] [man: spoken]Oh brother, the way that she was dressed? She was asking for it. [man: spoken]Oh man, the way that she was bent? She was asking for it. [man: spoken]Oh son, the way she had her breasts? She was asking for it. [woman:spoken]Oh daddy, the way that I lament? I was asking for it. [beat cuts out] [pause] [woman:spoken, emotionally deadpan and flat] Asking for it to stop. [pause] [beat back in] [hook ends] [instrumental] [outro]