[Verse 1] You wrote it on the cake in blue, Then read it twice like it was true: “Have a Hapty Birdday, friend!” And everybody lost the thread. Aunt Jo snorted into tea, Uncle Pete fell off his seat, We laughed so hard the candles shook, And frosting landed in the book. [Chorus] Hapty Birdday, Hapty Birdday! That’s how we roll today! Hapty Birdday, Hapty Birdday! May your grin not go away! Have the haptiest Birdday ever, friend, We’ll say it wrong and sing again! [Verse 2] Then someone grabbed a paper pad, “Let’s draw the creature—make it bad!” Big floppy ears, three tiny feet, A feather hat and pickle teeth. One had wings like folded socks, One wore pants made out of clocks, We named them all Hapty Birddays, And filled the pages every way. [Chorus] Hapty Birdday, Hapty Birdday! That’s how we roll today! Hapty Birdday, Hapty Birdday! May your grin not go away! Have the haptiest Birdday ever, friend, We’ll say it wrong and sing again! [Bridge] Draw one tall, draw one small, Draw one wearing Grandpa’s shawl! Pass the crayons, pass the plate, The Hapty crew can’t be late! [Final Chorus] Hapty Birdday, Hapty Birdday! Creatures joining in today! Hapty Birdday, Hapty Birdday! Silly spelling, hooray! Have the haptiest Birdday ever, friend, We’ll laugh and draw and sing again! [Outro] Hapty Birdday! That’s how we roll!
