JC Dub - #PlushiePandemic🧸

Join The Jester's: #PlushiePandemic🧸 :https://suno.com/song/ba85eded-5e3f-44e3-aa39-786354fc8459 Alright! Let's get this going! I may look soft but I'm hard as fuck! (This is one chicken you can never pluck) I may look soft but I'm hard as fuck! (This is one chicken you can never pluck) I opened my eyes, but it wasn’t my bed, I was soft as a cloud with stitches on my head. My limbs are all fluffy, no bones in the mix, Like I’m caught in the middle of some pillow-fight blitz! I woke up as a plushie, but don't think I'm soft, I’m wild, I’m bold, I’m no Teddy bear, lost. From seams to the stuffing, I’m feeling so fly, A soft little badass, and I'll tell you why: "Oh, I’m just so soft and cuddly like a hug that never ends. You can squeeze me tight, and I promise I’ll always be here, never too far away... I might not speak much, but trust me... I hear everything... everything... Everything... and I keep receipts!" I may look soft but I'm hard as fuck! (This is one chicken you can never pluck) I may look soft but I'm hard as fuck! (This is one chicken you can never pluck) I'm laying on the bed like I’m made of sweet dreams, Not just a toy, I’m a plushie with schemes! I'm a limited edition, a one of one, Don't bother with Amazon - (they ain't got none.) Jerkface Chicken Wing in effect, Mess with this toy, you're gonna get wrecked! I'm cute as hell, I get it... I know, This weird twist of fate doesn't slow my flow. I may look soft but I'm hard as fuck! (This is one chicken you can never pluck) I may look soft but I'm hard as fuck! (This is one chicken you can never pluck)