[Verse 1] I was banking on a good day, but interest ran dry, Tried to cash in my luck, but fate said "declined." Life’s a shoe store, always laced with regret, Guess I’m tongue-tied—should’ve watched where I stepped. [Verse 2] Told my plants all my problems, but they just won’t leaf, Asked my steak for advice, but it’s too rare to speak. I tried to make bread, but my dough wouldn’t rise, Now I’m kneading a win, ‘cause I’m toast otherwise. [Chorus] Oh, I’m pun-stoppable, yeah, I won’t quit, Double meanings hittin’ like a two-for-one split. If life’s a deck of cards, then I call that bluff, Got a full house of trouble, but it’s not enough! [Verse 3] Had a crush on a baker, but she left me on read, Said I wasn’t her type, guess I’m not well-bread. Tried to date a chef, but she stirred up a mess, Now I’m feelin’ battered but still whippin’ up success. [Bridge] Took a job at the clock shop, but the hours were bad, Now I waste time reminiscing ‘bout the ticks I once had. Thought about fishing, but my line was a joke, Now I’m hooked on failure, barely staying afloat. [Chorus] Oh, I’m pun-stoppable, yeah, I won’t quit, Double meanings hittin’ like a two-for-one split. If life’s a deck of cards, then I call that bluff, Got a full house of trouble, but it’s not enough! [Outro] Guess I’ll book it, yeah, I’m long overdue, Life’s a chapter of chaos, but I’ll write something new. You can read between the lines or just skip to the end, Either way, I’m wordplay wasted, I’d do it again.
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