Pandaren Need Snacks [Brew Monk Cover]

Pandaren need snacks, She can't attack. Not without a pastry In her pack. She's nibbling buns While everyone runs, She's eating through The boss mechanics, hun. She stops mid‑pull, She stops mid‑dash. She's taste‑testing Her dungeon stash. Pandaren need snacks, It's her combat style. Give her one croissant And she'll crit for miles. If she doesn't eat, She won't lift her fist. We're wiping 'cos The Pandaren need snacks. She paused the fight For one small bite. The second tank is crying For her might. But she won't move, She's in her groove. Reviewing stew Like it's a food review. She raids for treats, Not glory's flame. She queues for food, Not for the game. And if she naps Mid‑boss again. We'll tuck her in And try again. Pandaren need snacks, It's her sacred rite. Feed her one tart And she'll save the fight. No pastry buff? She won't watch your backs, We're doomed because The Pandaren need snacks.