[Long Intro] [Verse 1]
 Step inside my cranium,
 The lights are flickerin’ dim,
 The auditory cortex plays the mandolin,
 No good thought lurks within The hypothalamus has a ghost in the kitchen,
 Cookin’ half-baked fears,
 You don’t want to visit
 The haunted house between my ears. [Chorus]
 Oooh, the haunted house between my ears,
 Where reason disappears,
 Doors slam shut and chandeliers fall,
 It don’t make sense at all. [Verse 2]
 There’s bats in the belfry,
 They’re flappin’ Morse code,
 A one-way ticket
 On a twisted thought road. Mirrors keep laughin’,
 They won’t show my face,
 Every clock is backwards,
 Time won’t stay in its place. [Chorus]
 Oooh, the haunted house between my ears, 
The prefrontal cortex whispers jeer,
 Cobwebs cover memories I’ve collected through the years,
 It’s the haunted house between my ears. [Bridge]
 The corridors are dripping…
 With candle wax and broken speeches… 
In the attic there’s a politician,
 Screaming at shadows… 
In the basement a carnival burns…
 And the pundits dance without eyes… [Long Solo] [Verse 3] Maybe I should get an exorcist,
 Or a shrink with a velvet chair,
 But my thoughts are too distracting
 And the shrink won’t climb the stairs. So I canceled the appointment,
 I prefer my souvenirs,
 Of madness, demons and echoes 
In the haunted house between my ears. [Chorus]
 Yeah, the haunted house between my ears, 
It rattles and it sneers,
 Don’t knock, you might just disappear,
 For the haunted house between my ears. [Outro]
 Haunted… haunted… haunted… By the tenant upstairs……….. [Outro] [Scream] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! [End Song] [End]