
The Haunted House Between My Ears
[Long Intro] [Verse 1] Step inside my cranium, The lights are flickerin’ dim, The auditory cortex plays the mandolin, No good thought lurks within The hypothalamus has a ghost in the kitchen, Cookin’ half-baked fears, You don’t want to visit The haunted house between my ears. [Chorus] Oooh, the haunted house between my ears, Where reason disappears, Doors slam shut and chandeliers fall, It don’t make sense at all. [Verse 2] There’s bats in the belfry, They’re flappin’ Morse code, A one-way ticket On a twisted thought road. Mirrors keep laughin’, They won’t show my face, Every clock is backwards, Time won’t stay in its place. [Chorus] Oooh, the haunted house between my ears, The prefrontal cortex whispers jeer, Cobwebs cover memories I’ve collected through the years, It’s the haunted house between my ears. [Bridge] The corridors are dripping… With candle wax and broken speeches… In the attic there’s a politician, Screaming at shadows… In the basement a carnival burns… And the pundits dance without eyes… [Long Solo] [Verse 3] Maybe I should get an exorcist, Or a shrink with a velvet chair, But my thoughts are too distracting And the shrink won’t climb the stairs. So I canceled the appointment, I prefer my souvenirs, Of madness, demons and echoes In the haunted house between my ears. [Chorus] Yeah, the haunted house between my ears, It rattles and it sneers, Don’t knock, you might just disappear, For the haunted house between my ears. [Outro] Haunted… haunted… haunted… By the tenant upstairs……….. [Outro] [Scream] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! [End Song] [End]

